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The INsider uPdAtE

I’m not sure, but no shit Mazzccua is going to say that’s fake news. Especially right before the draft. That’s why we don’t post stuff like that publicly
Facts.

This kid wants so badly to be considered an edgy account but is scared to actually post (and keep) anything close to edgy. Hes basically a teenaged Dean.
 
Liars are bad. Especially if they are lying to get popular. I would never trust someone like that no matter what they posted on social media. Definitely wouldn't give one money for anything they are selling. Seems like guys like that are always selling something or asking for money eventually.
 
Good shit. Lyrical mastery.
Season 6 Nbc GIF by The Office


I think I could do somewhere between 68-70 of these to honor idiotic Dean-isms
 
Teenage Deanbag

I'm just a Teenage DeanBag baby
Bo made me cry in the basement baby
His name is Sip-ple
I have a show that's with him
Frost rings my bell
Trick or treat in half an hour
Oh how I rock
In sparkly gloves while with jocks
Head nod to who knows who I am
If it's spelling I don't give a damn about it

'Cause I'm just a teenage DeanBag baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage DeanBag baby
Listen to Tunnel Talk baby with me, oooh

I'm kind of a dick
Got thin skin and perma bans
You think you can kick
My ass but I do Orange Theory
The taters all flock
to On.3 for a buck
Free pie 'cause they know who I am
If it's typos I dno't giev a danm adout itt

'Cause I'm just a teenage DeanBag baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage DeanBag baby
Listen to Tunnel Talk baby with me, oooh

Oh yeah, DeanBag!
no taters don't know what they're missin'
Oh yeah, DeanBag!
no taters don't know what they're missin'

Got some posters to scold
It's coaching search and I've got nothing
Lo and behold
They say Rhule's walking through the stadium
I say it's fake
The Peeds gave me no take
How'd tPB know who it is?
Don't they know it's fluid in the biz?
Go get tickets to Husker Holy Ghost night, baby
Franchise coach will be with me - Jason Peter, maybe
'Cause I'm just a teenage DeanBag baby, like you

Oh yeah, DeanBag!
no taters don't know what they're missin'
Oh yeah, DeanBag!
no taters don't know what they're missin'
 
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