That gulp sound you just heard....

[Tsakoi]

...came from Cockeye city.

 

[Adolph Coors]

he is trash

 

[Pipe Line]

karma for leaving a National power for Cockeye for guaranteed playing time

 

[Tyneb23]

 

[GAHusker]

karma for leaving a National power for Cockeye for guaranteed playing time

I still have no idea why anyone would chose Cockeye if they presumably had a lot of opportunities. The only positive I could see would that he would pretty much be guaranteed the job

 

[vailhusker]

 

[Napkins]

Someone took the under on Cockeye win total

 

[Kaladin]

Hahahha

 

[doublewing]

I don't think he materially changes Cockeye's offense as a starter. He's still going to run their same offense since Kirk started there. Different QB, same plays and conservative approach as always. He's not as big of a palooka as Pedras but he's also not a playmaker.

 

[Tonkasker]

Sounds like he just popped some scar tissue. My guy over there said he just tweaked it but it won’t be the last time he does.

Kid will miss at least one game this season and their backup situation is rough

 

[vailhusker]

 

[nja13]

 

[jickey moseph]

What even happened here?

 

[Baron Winnebago]

What even happened here?

He's an unathletic honky

 

[doublewing]

He's an unathletic honky

So he's pretty much like every Cockeye QB since Brad Banks graduated.

I'm happy that Ferentz forgot what a two-dimensional QB and Heisman finalist did for his program. Ever since then he's been scouring the HS ranks for telephone poles.

 

[greybeardedchild]

Someone took the under on Cockeye win total

I mean, I get what you're saying, but didn't everybody?

 

[Napkins]

I mean, I get what you're saying, but didn't everybody?

Good point. Maybe he took the over and got knee capped by everyone else on the team who took the under.