Tell me about the nastiest chick you've fugged....

[Dble E]

 

[HuskerDocCo]

was gonna say before opening the video looks like Californians

 

[BingoDingo]

Obviously nothing that bad...but once tamed a local during a stint at Ft. Huachuca...so pretty close.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

@BIG TONE SOPRANO gitt

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

I don't go down those paths personally, but this reminds me of this story:

Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report

11/16 UPDATE: Malodorous suspect gets 90 days in jail. Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who dec

thesmokinggun.com

 

[Tyneb23]

This thread can be an all timer

 

[Cookiemonster]

Not really the nastiest but def makes me want to vomit when I think about these two instances.

1. Black chick I dated for about 3 months because she was cool as fuck. Every time we fucked it smelled absolutely like death. We did everything to try to curb the smell. Took her to the doctor, tried home remedies. Nothing worked.

So most times I just fucked her in the ass as it smelled better.

She was cool wife material, but that stank haunts me to this day. I had to break it off due to that dead body smell.

2. If you don’t know the group the millionaires you can research them. Basically one night on a tour I was working as a tech I ended up banging Melissa Marie from the group while another dude was railing her sister. The smells that came from that room were enough for me to leave. She also kept begging for me to spit in her face while hitting her. Just overall a wild one. But absolutely nasty.

Good times. Can’t wait to read everyone else’s nasty stories.

 

[Pipe Line]

Didn’t fuck her but my buddy had a booty call that was easily 400 lbs. Absolute sloot. She met us at the titty bar in downtown Omaha on my 22nd birthday. I said some things, many beers deep. She ended up sucking on my fingers like they were dicks for about 15 minutes. At that time in my life, I probably would have given it a shot, but I’m very grateful it never went beyond my fingers. My buddy fucked her a few times before then and he takes a lot
Of shit for it

 

[Mr.Bojangles]

Gotta be a liberal city.🤦

 

[Mr.Bojangles]

was gonna say before opening the video looks like Californians

Could be Portland to that's a major hole also.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

Who was that guy on the main board? Straight shootin’ Greg newton? He had some WILD sex stories.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Who was that guy on the main board? Straight shootin’ Greg newton? He had some WILD sex stories.

I met this girl online a few years ago. It was a website for people that both had herpes. I had slugged through a good bit of gut sacks on the site, and it had worked out pretty well. Though, there was one demon pussy that will haunt me for years. We met up at the local DQ for a hamburger and shake. We had a pleasant conversation. She was a teacher in the area, and had 5 or 6 runts for kids.

Anyway, I was living at home with my mom at the time, so I didn't want to take her back to my place. So, we decided we would go feast on each other in the bathroom. We are finishing our shakes and I am underneath the table tuggn it pretty good to get it ready. It was a quite night at the DQ, so we sneak back into the stalls and i lock the door. We get into one of the stalls and I see someone had been spitting mud before us. IT was all over the seat etc. The smell wasn't that bad, because it was mostly that diareaha smell. I'm usually ok with that. I put her legs up, pull her squirrell covers off and start eating her pink pie. As I'm down there, I'm restling with her open blisters. She had a huge break out going on. Between biting the lips and flicking the bean, I have about an equal blood to cum ratio swooshing around in my mouth. I stand up and pull my shorts down, and throw my wang out. She takes a quick glance and starts to cry. I ask her what is wrong and she says everything. I think her exact words were "Im in the bathroom at a dairy queen in a stall where there is shit, with some man that I met on a website for std carriers, and on top of that he has the smallest dick I have ever seen"

You talk about getting one in the gut. I was humiliated. I still got her to fuck but she told me never to call her again.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

I met this girl online a few years ago. It was a website for people that both had herpes. I had slugged through a good bit of gut sacks on the site, and it had worked out pretty well. Though, there was one demon pussy that will haunt me for years. We met up at the local DQ for a hamburger and shake. We had a pleasant conversation. She was a teacher in the area, and had 5 or 6 runts for kids.

Anyway, I was living at home with my mom at the time, so I didn't want to take her back to my place. So, we decided we would go feast on each other in the bathroom. We are finishing our shakes and I am underneath the table tuggn it pretty good to get it ready. It was a quite night at the DQ, so we sneak back into the stalls and i lock the door. We get into one of the stalls and I see someone had been spitting mud before us. IT was all over the seat etc. The smell wasn't that bad, because it was mostly that diareaha smell. I'm usually ok with that. I put her legs up, pull her squirrell covers off and start eating her pink pie. As I'm down there, I'm restling with her open blisters. She had a huge break out going on. Between biting the lips and flicking the bean, I have about an equal blood to cum ratio swooshing around in my mouth. I stand up and pull my shorts down, and throw my wang out. She takes a quick glance and starts to cry. I ask her what is wrong and she says everything. I think her exact words were "Im in the bathroom at a dairy queen in a stall where there is shit, with some man that I met on a website for std carriers, and on top of that he has the smallest dick I have ever seen"

You talk about getting one in the gut. I was humiliated. I still got her to fuck but she told me never to call her again.

HAHA that's it. Good god.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

I met this girl online a few years ago. It was a website for people that both had herpes. I had slugged through a good bit of gut sacks on the site, and it had worked out pretty well. Though, there was one demon pussy that will haunt me for years. We met up at the local DQ for a hamburger and shake. We had a pleasant conversation. She was a teacher in the area, and had 5 or 6 runts for kids.

Anyway, I was living at home with my mom at the time, so I didn't want to take her back to my place. So, we decided we would go feast on each other in the bathroom. We are finishing our shakes and I am underneath the table tuggn it pretty good to get it ready. It was a quite night at the DQ, so we sneak back into the stalls and i lock the door. We get into one of the stalls and I see someone had been spitting mud before us. IT was all over the seat etc. The smell wasn't that bad, because it was mostly that diareaha smell. I'm usually ok with that. I put her legs up, pull her squirrell covers off and start eating her pink pie. As I'm down there, I'm restling with her open blisters. She had a huge break out going on. Between biting the lips and flicking the bean, I have about an equal blood to cum ratio swooshing around in my mouth. I stand up and pull my shorts down, and throw my wang out. She takes a quick glance and starts to cry. I ask her what is wrong and she says everything. I think her exact words were "Im in the bathroom at a dairy queen in a stall where there is shit, with some man that I met on a website for std carriers, and on top of that he has the smallest dick I have ever seen"

You talk about getting one in the gut. I was humiliated. I still got her to fuck but she told me never to call her again.

I hope Straight Shootin Greg Newton is happy wherever he is

 

[jw3]

Greg Newton was a hell of a poster

 

[BingoDingo]

I met this girl online a few years ago. It was a website for people that both had herpes. I had slugged through a good bit of gut sacks on the site, and it had worked out pretty well. Though, there was one demon pussy that will haunt me for years. We met up at the local DQ for a hamburger and shake. We had a pleasant conversation. She was a teacher in the area, and had 5 or 6 runts for kids.

Anyway, I was living at home with my mom at the time, so I didn't want to take her back to my place. So, we decided we would go feast on each other in the bathroom. We are finishing our shakes and I am underneath the table tuggn it pretty good to get it ready. It was a quite night at the DQ, so we sneak back into the stalls and i lock the door. We get into one of the stalls and I see someone had been spitting mud before us. IT was all over the seat etc. The smell wasn't that bad, because it was mostly that diareaha smell. I'm usually ok with that. I put her legs up, pull her squirrell covers off and start eating her pink pie. As I'm down there, I'm restling with her open blisters. She had a huge break out going on. Between biting the lips and flicking the bean, I have about an equal blood to cum ratio swooshing around in my mouth. I stand up and pull my shorts down, and throw my wang out. She takes a quick glance and starts to cry. I ask her what is wrong and she says everything. I think her exact words were "Im in the bathroom at a dairy queen in a stall where there is shit, with some man that I met on a website for std carriers, and on top of that he has the smallest dick I have ever seen"

You talk about getting one in the gut. I was humiliated. I still got her to fuck but she told me never to call her again.

"we decided we would go feast on each other in the bathroom"

He was always a straight shooter...

 

[HuskerDocCo]

Could be Portland to that's a major hole also.

good point Vern

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

many if not all of you boys need to find the Lord

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

@BIG TONE SOPRANO gitt

Those aren’t coming out of the vault @HuskerGarrett

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Those aren’t coming out of the vault @HuskerGarrett

Yes they are!