Imagine that conversation:
“Hey I’ve got to tell you something…I’d rather you hear it from me. I’ve been cheating on you”
“Omg, you know i knew something was going on. Who is it? John down the street?”
“no”
“Do i know him?
“no…well idk”
“Does anyone else know?”
“Ummm…it’s kinda on the news…”
(man realizing what cheating stories are on the news..)