Stupid fucking quotes thread

[Baron Winnebago]

“Leadership is a contact sport,” Chinander said.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

 

[Red Finger]

@HuskerGarrett when you are able to go to the next presser, platinum board shirt and all, be sure to ask Chinz this question:

Yes, hi coach, Husker Garrett Platinum board. With an average of 5.3 yards per carry given up last year, and 3 defensive lineman from that team on active 53 man NFL rosters. Should we assume you are not good at this coaching thing, or do you think it will improve this year? Thank you for doing this.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

I want to somehow actually do this, just to say "Husker Garrett, Platinum Board" next to all of the HOL guys as much as possible.

 

[BingoDingo]

“Leadership is a contact sport,” Chinander said.

I've always found that when I beat my employees, they do not do better. I will increase the frequency and forcefulness of the beatings and see if that works ..

 

[V-Doub]

I want to somehow actually do this, just to say "Husker Garrett, Platinum Board" next to all of the HOL guys as much as possible.

“Hi coach, Husker Garrett from The Platinum Board here. How would you say you’ve handled the full contact aspect of leadership? Giving up over 5 yards per carry last year, do you feel like you’ve handled the contact as well as you could have? And do you plan on taking more contact in practice, from a leadership standpoint, in order to improve in that area on game days? Thanks coach...”

 

[TraditionCoalition]

 

[Baron Winnebago]

I'm gonna miss that dumb sob when him and Frost are gone next season

 

[Grits and Gravy]

I'm gonna miss that dumb sob when him and Frost are gone next season

 

[Saudi_aurora]

 

[Goskers07]

I've always found that when I beat my employees, they do not do better. I will increase the frequency and forcefulness of the beatings and see if that works ..

Maybe you're just not wrapping up well? Try that and report back.

 

[Grits and Gravy]

Maybe you're just not wrapping up well? Try that and report back.

That's assault brotha!

 

[Red Finger]

Dean on James Carnie after receiving his NU offer:

“Carnie plans to make his decision announcement on Oct. 12. I really like Nebraska's chances here.“

 

[BBTown Bomber]

"We try to be good neighbors"

😡
From our next door neighbors who have 5 dogs, including a St. Bernard, a white dog the same size as the St. Bernard (diff breed), a little yapper that's a little bigger than a loaf of bread and 2 mid-size dogs.

All easily triggered and all barkers. All five are triggered by a falling leaf or a dove cooing on the powerline just above them or someone walking down the street in front of their home, yada, yada, yada......

Not football related but my jims are rustled daily/weekly. We haven't had a peaceful Friday night in 7 or 8 yrs...... 😡

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[V-Doub]

"We try to be good neighbors"

😡
From our next door neighbors who have 5 dogs, including a St. Bernard, a white dog the same size as the St. Bernard (diff breed), a little yapper that's a little bigger than a loaf of bread and 2 mid-size dogs. All easily triggered and all barkers. All five are triggered by a falling leaf or a dove cooing on the powerline just above them or someone walking down the street in front of their home, yada, yada, yada......

Not football related but my jims are rustled daily/weekly. We haven't had a peaceful Friday night in 7 or 8 yrs...... 😡

.

You may need to start drinking again

 

[slattimer]

Dean on James Carnie after receiving his NU offer:

“Carnie plans to make his decision announcement on Oct. 12. I really like Nebraska's chances here.“

His quote gave me a good chuckle. Glad it did someone else.

 

[BBTown Bomber]

You may need to start drinking again

This plan has some potential.....😅

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[Alcaus]

Dean on James Carnie after receiving his NU offer:

“Carnie plans to make his decision announcement on Oct. 12. I really like Nebraska's chances here.“

Another example of getting what we pay for...

 

[Jim14510]

Nate on Avante Dickerson

"I think the best way to look at this situation if you're a Nebraska fan is if he flips from Minny to NU it's a bonus. If not, then that's ok too."

 

[cwessel76]

Nate on Avante Dickerson

"I think the best way to look at this situation if you're a Nebraska fan is if he flips from Minny to NU it's a bonus. If not, then that's ok too."

Jesus Fucking Christ.