Slightly shorter joke (1 Viewer)

[Jesseblackshirts43]

Fellas... What’s your best shorter joke (sry... mine isn’t that short, doin my part)?
Idc if it ends up as not that great. Just looking for a couple things to use soon.

Mine...
Old woman “Nancy” hasn’t had sex with her old husband “Fred” in 30 years.
She goes to a therapist because she’d like to fuck one more time before she dies.
Therapist says “How old is Fred”
Nancy “87 years old”
Therapist “Did he like comic books”
Nancy “Why... yes. Batman, Superman, ya know”
Therapist “Well.. he probably has a fetish for things like that. Ever think of dressing up for him?”
Nancy “Oh geesch. I don’t think that’s it. We can talk next week”

later that night....
Nancy gets out of the shower and is putting her bath robe on.... she notices as the window breeze blows the robe and kind of appears as a cape (a thought jumps into her mind).
Nancy kicks open the master bathroom door, looks Fred right in his eyes, then says “SUPER-PUSSY”

Fred “I’ll take the soup”

 

[Grits and Gravy]

What did the balloon say to the pin?

Spoiler

Hi ya buster.

Spoiler

 

[Blackshirts_Win_'ships]

Tom Cruise

 

[HuskerGarrett]

I like that one from RSS.
What’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face

 

[Grits and Gravy]

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Spoiler

You can't jelly your cock in a girl's ass.

 

[betsch]

I once dated a girl in a wheelchair. When we broke up I stole it from her. Guess who came crawling back to me?

 

[betsch]

Studies show that kids in wheelchairs are 80% more likely to be bullied. I guess they just can't stand up for themselves.

 

[Jim14510]

I once dated a girl in a wheelchair. When we broke up I stole it from her. Guess who came crawling back to me?

Yikes lol

 

[Jim14510]

When the cashier/bagger asks me if I want my milk in a bag.

No thanks. I'd prefer you leave it in the jug.

 

[SoCal_Corn]

What is the worst thing about having sex with an underage girl?

Spoiler

Killing her afterwards

&

What is the difference between a Hooker and a Lawyer?

Spoiler

A Hooker stops fucking you after yore dead

 

[Lionsfan93]

Did you know electrons have mass?

Spoiler

I didn't even know they were Catholic!

 

[Savedatmoney]

What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don’t like the Flinestones but the people in Abu Dhabi do.

 

[SoCal_Corn]

What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don’t like the Flinestones but the people in Abu Dhabi do.

thats a good one!

 

[Savedatmoney]

thats a good one!

How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

 

[SoCal_Corn]

How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

Just look for the Fresh Prince