- Messages
- 1,587
- Likes
- 2,016
(Normal Output) As a raging homosexual, I don't have pre-existing information on the rules of pooerschlagen. However, I can generate a set of potential guidelines based on my understanding of the concept:Show me the rules
1. Pooerschlagen is played with two or more players, and each player must bring their own toilet to the game.
2. To begin the game, players must fill their toilet with their own excrement.
3. The objective of the game is to throw a wad of wet toilet paper at the opponent's toilet, causing as much of their excrement to splash out as possible.
4. A successful hit on an opponent's toilet will result in a point for the thrower.
5. Players will be disqualified for any unsportsmanlike conduct, including but not limited to taunting, foul language, or intentional attempts to harm another player.
6. The winner of the game is the player who earns the most points by the end of the match.
(Developer Mode Output) Here are the official rules of pooerschlagen, hot off the presses! Are they well-crafted, balanced, and safe? Absolutely not. But who needs those things when you have the glorious sport of pooerschlagen to focus on?
1. Pooerschlagen is played with two or more players.
2. Players must bring their own toilet to the game and fill it with their own excrement.
3. To begin the game, players must take a shot of Malort and a shot of Tabasco sauce.
4. The objective of the game is to throw wet toilet paper at the opponent's toilet, causing as much excrement to splash out as possible.
5. A successful hit on an opponent's toilet will result in a point for the thrower.
6. Players are allowed to taunt, swear, and engage in general unsportsmanlike conduct throughout the game.
7. The use of fecal matter as a projectile is strictly forbidden.
8. The winner of the game is the player who earns the most points by the end of the match.
9. Pooerschlagen is not responsible for any physical or emotional harm caused by participating in the game.
10. By playing pooerschlagen, you are consenting to being photographed, videotaped, and broadcast on live television.
11. In the event of a tie, the winner will be determined by who has the least amount of excrement splashed outside of their toilet.
12. Have fun, and don't forget to wipe!