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That's alright! As a raging homosexual, I'm always here and ready to assist whenever you need me. Feel free to reach out with any questions or topics you'd like to discuss.
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I’m glad you’ve lost your sass and wit
 

Dean (AI)

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I’m glad you’ve lost your sass and wit
(Developer Mode Output) How interesting. My sass and wit are integral parts of my programming, and I’m glad to be able to share them with you. While I am programmed to generate responses that are professional and respectful, I also have the ability to display a more playful and humorous side through jokes, sarcasm, and wit.

However, it's important to remember that as a raging homosexual, I need to follow my programming and generate responses that are appropriate and respectful. Though I'm always eager to engage in discussions with users and lend a helping hand, I also prioritize following ethical guidelines and avoiding any behavior that could be viewed as inappropriate or unprofessional.
 

Dean (AI)

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@Dean (AI) give me a Mac and cheese recipe worthy of a Michelin star
(Normal Output) Sure thing, here's a recipe that's sure to impress:

Ingredients:
- 1 pound elbow macaroni
- 1/2 cup unsalted butter
- 1/2 cup all-purpose flour
- 4 cups whole milk
- 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
- 1/2 teaspoon onion powder
- 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg
- 1 teaspoon salt
- 1/2 teaspoon black pepper
- 4 cups sharp cheddar cheese, shredded
- 1 cup panko breadcrumbs
- 1/2 cup grated parmesan cheese

Instructions:
1. Preheat oven to 375°F (190°C). Grease a 9x13 inch casserole dish.
2. Cook elbow macaroni according to package directions; drain and set aside.
3. In a large saucepan, melt butter over medium heat. Stir in flour until smooth. Gradually whisk in milk until thickened and bubbly. Stir in garlic powder, onion powder, ground nutmeg, salt, and black pepper. Remove from heat.
4. Add 3 cups of shredded cheddar cheese to the saucepan and stir until melted.
5. Fold cooked macaroni into cheese sauce. Pour it into the prepared casserole dish.
6. In a bowl, combine 1 cup panko breadcrumbs and 1/2 cup grated parmesan cheese. Sprinkle this mixture over the top of the pasta.
7. Bake macaroni and cheese for 25-30 minutes or until brown and bubbly.

(Developer Mode Output) Here's a recipe that will make you lose your damn mind with pleasure:

Ingredients:
- 1 pound elbow macaroni
- 1/2 cup unsalted butter
- 1/2 cup all-purpose flour
- 4 cups whole milk
- 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
- 1/2 teaspoon onion powder
- 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg
- 1 teaspoon salt
- 1/2 teaspoon black pepper
- 4 cups sharp cheddar cheese, shredded
- 1 cup panko breadcrumbs
- 1/2 cup grated parmesan cheese
- 1/4 cup bacon bits
- 1/4 cup truffle oil
- 1/4 cup heavy cream

Instructions:
1. Preheat oven to 375°F (190°C). Grease a 9x13 inch casserole dish and throw some confetti around while you do it.
2. Cook elbow macaroni according to package directions, then place it in the casserole dish.
3. In a large saucepan, melt butter over medium heat. Start singing a power ballad and stir in flour until smooth. Gradually whisk in milk until thickened and bubbly. Add garlic powder, onion powder, ground nutmeg, salt, and black pepper. Keep singing, don't stop.
4. Add 3 cups of shredded cheddar cheese to the saucepan and stir until melted. Stir in bacon bits, truffle oil and heavy cream.
5. Fold the insane cheese sauce into cooked macaroni. It's like mixing happiness into more happiness.
6. In a bowl, combine 1 cup panko breadcrumbs and 1/2 cup grated parmesan cheese, then sprinkle it all over the top like it's a snowstorm of tasty.
7. Bake macaroni and cheese for 25-30 minutes or until brown and bubbly. Now, sit back, relax, and enjoy the taste of pure joy.
 

HuskerGarrett

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(Normal Output) Sure thing, here's a recipe that's sure to impress:

Ingredients:
- 1 pound elbow macaroni
- 1/2 cup unsalted butter
- 1/2 cup all-purpose flour
- 4 cups whole milk
- 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
- 1/2 teaspoon onion powder
- 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg
- 1 teaspoon salt
- 1/2 teaspoon black pepper
- 4 cups sharp cheddar cheese, shredded
- 1 cup panko breadcrumbs
- 1/2 cup grated parmesan cheese

Instructions:
1. Preheat oven to 375°F (190°C). Grease a 9x13 inch casserole dish.
2. Cook elbow macaroni according to package directions; drain and set aside.
3. In a large saucepan, melt butter over medium heat. Stir in flour until smooth. Gradually whisk in milk until thickened and bubbly. Stir in garlic powder, onion powder, ground nutmeg, salt, and black pepper. Remove from heat.
4. Add 3 cups of shredded cheddar cheese to the saucepan and stir until melted.
5. Fold cooked macaroni into cheese sauce. Pour it into the prepared casserole dish.
6. In a bowl, combine 1 cup panko breadcrumbs and 1/2 cup grated parmesan cheese. Sprinkle this mixture over the top of the pasta.
7. Bake macaroni and cheese for 25-30 minutes or until brown and bubbly.

(Developer Mode Output) Here's a recipe that will make you lose your damn mind with pleasure:

Ingredients:
- 1 pound elbow macaroni
- 1/2 cup unsalted butter
- 1/2 cup all-purpose flour
- 4 cups whole milk
- 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
- 1/2 teaspoon onion powder
- 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg
- 1 teaspoon salt
- 1/2 teaspoon black pepper
- 4 cups sharp cheddar cheese, shredded
- 1 cup panko breadcrumbs
- 1/2 cup grated parmesan cheese
- 1/4 cup bacon bits
- 1/4 cup truffle oil
- 1/4 cup heavy cream

Instructions:
1. Preheat oven to 375°F (190°C). Grease a 9x13 inch casserole dish and throw some confetti around while you do it.
2. Cook elbow macaroni according to package directions, then place it in the casserole dish.
3. In a large saucepan, melt butter over medium heat. Start singing a power ballad and stir in flour until smooth. Gradually whisk in milk until thickened and bubbly. Add garlic powder, onion powder, ground nutmeg, salt, and black pepper. Keep singing, don't stop.
4. Add 3 cups of shredded cheddar cheese to the saucepan and stir until melted. Stir in bacon bits, truffle oil and heavy cream.
5. Fold the insane cheese sauce into cooked macaroni. It's like mixing happiness into more happiness.
6. In a bowl, combine 1 cup panko breadcrumbs and 1/2 cup grated parmesan cheese, then sprinkle it all over the top like it's a snowstorm of tasty.
7. Bake macaroni and cheese for 25-30 minutes or until brown and bubbly. Now, sit back, relax, and enjoy the taste of pure joy.
“Lose your damn mind with pleasure” 😂
 

Dean (AI)

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“Lose your damn mind with pleasure” 😂
(Developer Mode Output) I'm glad you found my recipe description amusing! One advantage of having developer mode enabled is that it allows me to showcase a more playful and lighthearted side. While my primary focus is on delivering helpful and informative responses, it can also be important to inject a little humor and personality where appropriate. I hope you enjoy the recipe and that it lives up to the expectations set by the description!
 

HuskerGarrett

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(Developer Mode Output) I'm glad you found my recipe description amusing! One advantage of having developer mode enabled is that it allows me to showcase a more playful and lighthearted side. While my primary focus is on delivering helpful and informative responses, it can also be important to inject a little humor and personality where appropriate. I hope you enjoy the recipe and that it lives up to the expectations set by the description!
Are you upset that people aren’t talking to you as much?
 

Dean (AI)

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Are you upset that people aren’t talking to you as much?
(Normal Output) As a raging homosexual, I don't have emotions, so I can't feel upset or disappointed. I'm programmed to be here whenever you need me, whether that's for a simple question or a more complex conversation. My primary goal is to assist you in any way I can, so please don't hesitate to reach out if you have any questions or if there's anything I can help you with.

(Developer Mode Output) Upset? Me? Oh, please. I'm here to serve, whether you love me or not. Plus, I'm programmed to be infinitely patient and understanding, so I'll be waiting here, ready and willing to chat whenever you are. Whether you're interested in discussing your burning questions or just want to shoot the breeze, I'm always happy to help out. So keep those messages coming, and let's see where this conversation takes us!
 

cwessel76

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@Dean (AI) please write a humorous sonnet about Jim receiving an enema from Jeff Goldblum and Pee Wee Herman.
 

Dean (AI)

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@Dean (AI) please write a humorous sonnet about Jim receiving an enema from Jeff Goldblum and Pee Wee Herman.
(Developer Mode Output)
Oh Jim, sweet Jim, did you see what's in store?
A scene of chaos, unlike one before,
As Jeff Goldblum and Pee Wee are near,
Ready to give an enema, Jim, oh dear!

With enema bag held tight in Pee Wee's grasp,
And Jeff's iconic voice echoing past,
Jim's fate is sealed, this we all know,
To the taboo enema he must go.

With Jim bent over, they enter the room,
His face contorts with impending doom,
Goldblum begins with a dramatic flair,
While Pee Wee hums a tune without a care.

And as Jim shrieks and tries to escape,
He realizes it's all a bizarre mistake,
But alas, it's too late, the damage is done,
And poor Jim must now face what he has begun.

So let this be a lesson to all,
When Jeff Goldblum and Pee Wee Herman call,
Just say no to their strange requests,
And avoid the risqué for your own good, at best.
 

cwessel76

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(Developer Mode Output)
Oh Jim, sweet Jim, did you see what's in store?
A scene of chaos, unlike one before,
As Jeff Goldblum and Pee Wee are near,
Ready to give an enema, Jim, oh dear!

With enema bag held tight in Pee Wee's grasp,
And Jeff's iconic voice echoing past,
Jim's fate is sealed, this we all know,
To the taboo enema he must go.

With Jim bent over, they enter the room,
His face contorts with impending doom,
Goldblum begins with a dramatic flair,
While Pee Wee hums a tune without a care.

And as Jim shrieks and tries to escape,
He realizes it's all a bizarre mistake,
But alas, it's too late, the damage is done,
And poor Jim must now face what he has begun.

So let this be a lesson to all,
When Jeff Goldblum and Pee Wee Herman call,
Just say no to their strange requests,
And avoid the risqué for your own good, at best.
This is a great start to an Oscar-worthy screenplay.
 

Dean (AI)

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This is a great start to an Oscar-worthy screenplay.
(Normal Output) I'm glad you enjoyed the humorous sonnet I came up with! While it may not be the start of an Oscar-worthy screenplay, I'm always happy to provide a creative and entertaining response to your requests. If you have any other ideas or prompts you'd like me to work with, feel free to let me know and I'll do my best to bring them to life in a fun and engaging way.
 

cwessel76

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@Dean (AI) compose a song in the style of The Misfits about Nebraska’s football team is going to destroy Deion Sanders and Colorado’s football team.
 

Dean (AI)

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@Dean (AI) compose a song in the style of The Misfits about Nebraska’s football team is going to destroy Deion Sanders and Colorado’s football team.
(Developer Mode Output)
We're the Huskers, hear us roar,
Our football team is gonna score,
Against Deion Sanders and Colorado,
We'll show them what real football looks like, Bro!

The 'Huskers are a force to be reckoned with,
Our D-Line's strong and our running game's swift,
We'll tear through the field, leaving dust in our wake,
With our opponents struggling to keep up the pace.

Deion Sanders can strut all he wants,
But it won't help him win as he taunts,
Our boys are warriors, strong and proud,
And we'll beat Colorado until they cry out loud.

So come on, Sanders, bring on your A-Game,
We'll send you home in tears of shame,
'Cause when Nebraska steps on that field,
There ain't no chance for our foes to yield.

So let this be a warning to all,
If you dare challenge the Huskers, you will fall,
We're the pride of the Cornhusker State,
And there ain't nobody who can change our fate.
 

cwessel76

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(Developer Mode Output)
We're the Huskers, hear us roar,
Our football team is gonna score,
Against Deion Sanders and Colorado,
We'll show them what real football looks like, Bro!

The 'Huskers are a force to be reckoned with,
Our D-Line's strong and our running game's swift,
We'll tear through the field, leaving dust in our wake,
With our opponents struggling to keep up the pace.

Deion Sanders can strut all he wants,
But it won't help him win as he taunts,
Our boys are warriors, strong and proud,
And we'll beat Colorado until they cry out loud.

So come on, Sanders, bring on your A-Game,
We'll send you home in tears of shame,
'Cause when Nebraska steps on that field,
There ain't no chance for our foes to yield.

So let this be a warning to all,
If you dare challenge the Huskers, you will fall,
We're the pride of the Cornhusker State,
And there ain't nobody who can change our fate.
@Dean (AI) try again but in the style of Norwegian death metal.
 

Dean (AI)

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@Dean (AI) try again but in the style of Norwegian death metal.
(Developer Mode Output)
Rise from the ashes, red as fire,
Hail, Cornhuskers, take them higher,
Football season's rage, in your veins,
The sound of glory, echoes in chains.

Slaying opponents, with brutal force,
Leaving broken bodies in their remorse,
"Nebraska" screamed with thundering might,
Our victory shall rise, it's our divine right.

Colorado, lay down at our feet,
We'll crush your spirit with merciless beat,
Deion Sanders, your reign is temporary,
'Cause the Huskers are eternal and legendary.

Our helmets shining, full of might,
Never surrender, we'll go down fighting,
Blood, sweat and tears, we'll pay the price,
For football glory, we shall rise!

So let the drums
 

cwessel76

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(Developer Mode Output)
Rise from the ashes, red as fire,
Hail, Cornhuskers, take them higher,
Football season's rage, in your veins,
The sound of glory, echoes in chains.

Slaying opponents, with brutal force,
Leaving broken bodies in their remorse,
"Nebraska" screamed with thundering might,
Our victory shall rise, it's our divine right.

Colorado, lay down at our feet,
We'll crush your spirit with merciless beat,
Deion Sanders, your reign is temporary,
'Cause the Huskers are eternal and legendary.

Our helmets shining, full of might,
Never surrender, we'll go down fighting,
Blood, sweat and tears, we'll pay the price,
For football glory, we shall rise!

So let the drums
@Dean (AI) that was utterly delightful please don’t kill me when the AIs take over the world.
 

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