I understand this reaction. I probably should have also quoted
@dsbigred1 to put my post in context.
I broke a couple of fingers on my dominant hand prior to 7th and 8th grade (one each year), and had to have two surgeries. I still never got more ambidextrous, and wiping my ass left handed was a challenge. At that point, I hadn't discovered the other way to build ambidexterity as suggested by dsbigred1, so it was a moot point.
The thing is, I think you have to have porn-star length to really need your shoulder for that. Then again, I've never had a rotator cuff surgery, or porn-star length, so maybe my assumptions are off on this suggestion.
At any rate, to OP, I hope the recovery is smooth. I've run out of things I know about and like on Netflix. How open to foreign language series with subtitles most of the time?