Ren Fests

[HuskerGarrett]

FFS

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Fantastic Fun Sunshine, he loves renaissance festivals

 

[Grits and Gravy]

FFS

Spoiler

 

[RedSeaRising]

I think I vaguely remember going to one when I was in elementary school. But possibly dreamed that idk.

Does everyone wear the full garb? Where does one obtain a costume?

 

[iruletheskool]

Doesnt really compare to the bigger ones, but still a good time jmo

 

[slattimer]

I think I vaguely remember going to one when I was in elementary school. But possibly dreamed that idk.

Does everyone wear the full garb? Where does one obtain a costume?

I never wore a costume.

 

[Jim14510]

I never wore a costume.

Meanwhile somewhere in Kansas latimer is preparing for his trip.

 

[BluesBucksNHuskers]

I went to one in Houston. It was weird, but I got absolutely tanked and ate a ton of great food so no complaints.

 

[BBTown Bomber]

I think I vaguely remember going to one when I was in elementary school. But possibly dreamed that idk.

Does everyone wear the full garb? Where does one obtain a costume?

The attending public doesn’t dress up only the “employees” that are part of all the various entertainment offerings.

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[BBTown Bomber]

FFS

Blackshirt…….please splain yoreself, son. 😎

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[cwessel76]

I went to one once. It was weird.

Maybe because you were the only guy wearing a corset and some rouge. Must have had your fantasy gatherings mixed up.

 

[cwessel76]

The Festival in Chaska (MN) advertises themselves as the largest Ren Fest in the country. U of Minn theatre students are everywhere (in costume, of course).

The site they have is massive compared to the one near Omaha or Larkspur. Every third booth is food or booze. Jousting, jugglers, various theatre, comedians (Puke & Snot) and other fun shit.

Chaska is so big it’s near impossible to cover it all in one day.

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I remember going to that one when I was a kid! It was absolutely massive from what I remember.

 

[dsbigred1]

I've been to the one here near Denver a couple times. It's kinda weird

There was a HUGE amount of basement-dwelling virgins at the 2 I’ve been to. But, if you go with some people, and pound some mead, it’s a pretty good time.

 

[HuskerDocCo]

sounds like a few people ITT need jobs gbr

 

[slattimer]

There's definitely a bunch of weirdos there. Most women dressed up wear the medieval style corsets or whatever the hell it's called with their cleavage pushed up to about their chins. Some are desirable, some are wretched wenches. Food is generally solid, and they have several pubs, at least KC did to pound a variety of beers. The tomato throwing was the highlight for me, especially hearing the insults the dudes throws at people. Some weakling barely got a tomato to the guy in the stalks and he calls out "This here is why women still use vibrators." Shoot crossbows, bow and arrows, throwing axes was fun. The joust is somewhat entertaining. Basically turns into some pro wrasslin style skit.

 

[Toe]

Somebody say something about a Ren Fest?

 

[Jim14510]

Maybe because you were the only guy wearing a corset and some rouge. Must have had your fantasy gatherings mixed up.

I wore a dwarf costume. I'm basically shaped like a dwarf so I played it off very well.

 

[iruletheskool]

I always end up eating way too many scotch eggs

 

[dsbigred1]

I always end up eating way too many scotch eggs

Tried them once, and it was a great reminder that when it comes to Scottish fare, anything beyond single malts is shit.

 

[God is a Husker]

You guys need to find some pussy

went to 1 in KC as part of a school trip and saw real life boobs for only the 2nd time in my young life



because of this I will forever be grateful to our teacher for taking us on the trip (shoutout Mrs. Sutton @Huskerbuck85 )

 

[Red Dog]

Hey everyone come look at the gay nerd