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Purdoodoo: Nebraska is 0-5 going into and out of a bye....I feel like Nebraska will come out and play well, but do enough dumb shit to let Purdoodoo hang around/take the lead. Then somewhere in the 4th quarter, we'll continued to be shocked by how the fuck we pissed that game away....Fat L
Ohio State: Nebraska going into a bye....Somehow, someway, Nebraska will show up and play well, not make a bunch of dipshit mistakes...but still lose because they're better than us, and their DL will make plays against our subpar OL.....some fans will remain hopeful for some stupid ass reason.
Wisconsin: Again, Now Nebraska is 0-7 going into or out of a bye, expect that to continue...in Madison. Wisky is very good against the run, and fucking Leonard will giggle about the prospects of blitzing our dogshit OL to get after AM. Another...fucking....L
Cockeye: We'll play these asshats like every fucking year, borderline out play them. And then poof, just like always...We won't be able to stay on the field as an offense, the D will be worn down, and they'll pop some OZ for a house call to ice the game on Black Friday, and yet again, Tater Island will finally be in full on scorched earth mode, posters will be at each other throats, Dean may or may not post an article accidently, then pull it, people call him out for it. I may have to sign up for a free week or some shit to witness this shit show.
TL;DR Well fuck buckets, I think we finish 0-4. Call me Debbie.
Ohio State: Nebraska going into a bye....Somehow, someway, Nebraska will show up and play well, not make a bunch of dipshit mistakes...but still lose because they're better than us, and their DL will make plays against our subpar OL.....some fans will remain hopeful for some stupid ass reason.
Wisconsin: Again, Now Nebraska is 0-7 going into or out of a bye, expect that to continue...in Madison. Wisky is very good against the run, and fucking Leonard will giggle about the prospects of blitzing our dogshit OL to get after AM. Another...fucking....L
Cockeye: We'll play these asshats like every fucking year, borderline out play them. And then poof, just like always...We won't be able to stay on the field as an offense, the D will be worn down, and they'll pop some OZ for a house call to ice the game on Black Friday, and yet again, Tater Island will finally be in full on scorched earth mode, posters will be at each other throats, Dean may or may not post an article accidently, then pull it, people call him out for it. I may have to sign up for a free week or some shit to witness this shit show.
TL;DR Well fuck buckets, I think we finish 0-4. Call me Debbie.