Recruiting Thread

[Fargo Husker]

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[Huskerbuck85]

Look at the tits on her!!!🤩

 

[Toe]

Gasp! An offensive lineman? A (barely) 4-star one, even?

 

[vailhusker]

Mom

 

[vailhusker]

Schaefer puts a CB in for-

 

[vailhusker]

 

[ChocaEgg]

Might be worth pursuing if Mathis is a whorn as expected

 

[DuckSker]

Correll’s son?

 

[Jim14510]

Maybe a Javin Wright replacement?

I'm still holding out hope for Wright.

 

[Kaladin]

I remember this idiot

 

[ChocaEgg]

I remember this idiot

Why was he an idiot?

 

[Kaladin]

Why was he an idiot?

because he decommitted from us

 

[ChocaEgg]

because he decommitted from us

I didn't think he was actually committed, was he? I thought he was predicted to commit to us and then chose Oregon or some shit

 

[Kaladin]

I didn't think he was actually committed, was he? I thought he was predicted to commit to us and then chose Oregon or some shit

i thought he was committed but maybe there were just crystal balls for him to Nebraska

 

[RedSavage]

#TexasLonghornFootball is a terrible hashtag. They should look into that.

#Queersandsteers, imo

 

[Baron Winnebago]

i thought he was committed but maybe there were just crystal balls for him to Nebraska

Either way, you're dumber than shit if you went to UCLAbia to play football

 

[Goskers07]

Either way, you're dumber than shit if you went to UCLAbia to play football

Or you like easy pussy

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Or you like easy pussy

Do UCLAbia coeds even give a shit about UCLAbia football?

 

[Goskers07]

Do UCLAbia coeds even give a shit about UCLAbia football?

I dont think UCLAbia football gives a shit about UCLAbia football. But that doesn't hold the pants on any tighter around there.

 

[Tsakoi]

I dont think UCLAbia football gives a shit about UCLAbia football. But that doesn't hold the pants on any tighter around there.

UCLAbia coach to me: We really want you to come to this school. We are prepared to offer you an NIL package worth.....

Me: That won't be necessary, coach. Just point me in the direction of the famous UCLAbia whores.

Coach: *points to a pack of nearby whores

Me leaving in that direction: Thanks, coach. See you at practice.