Reaction Emoji Power Rankings

[2010sarenevercomingback]

Tier 1 (GOAT tier):

69 - pretty much the undisputed GOAT.





Tier 2 (tPB core identity):


So satisfying to tater a bad take.

Dean is the reason we're here, and he continues to give us so many iconic moments.



Fully Husked is a work of art. Celebrating with one of these is the next best thing to being at 72nd & Dodge.




Tier 3 (The real ones will have these in regular rotation):


Keisei reaction is so versatile & underrated. One of my go-tos.

Wherever you are, lady who sat next to Garrett that one time, thank you for your service.


the proper way to react to disappointment


You're GD right - show a little conviction with your 'like'


oh shit - when someone gets served, and it's on.




Tier 3b (like tier 3, but more sexual):

unnecessary gayness - let's face it, a few posters here require make this an ongoing necessity.


Sad boner - the funniest of the boners.

straight up boner. Happens a lot with our massive schlongs.


Tier 4 (still above average):

this is Nebraska. RTDB forever!

best used on retard posts, but suitable in many situations.

5 likes -when someone drops the really good stuff.

triggering the libs is important.

corncob provides some nice versatility & one of the few you can use sarcastically.

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

Tier 5 (the standard stuff):


the like. it's a like.

thoughts & prayers - good for actual T&P, and as a hand gesture

the love - for heartfelt stuff because most of us are actually giant softies.

the lulz.

sometimes we get sad.

not many things take us by surprise, because we are not taters, but when they do we are shocked!

Important to acknowledge when someone is on a HEATER.

the dislike the button the internet begged facebook for for years.

poop emoji has been oversaturated worldwide, but still has its place.

when the post makes you mad but you don't want to tater the messenger.



Tier 6 (relegation tier):

Dawgsauce is pretty cool, but this one doesn't resonate with me.

basically a duplicate of shocked, but shocked is better

do it has already been trashed & come back multiple times. Rarely needed.

Farmer Fran is fine, but already covered with higher-tier reactions




I know, it's the blackshirts (blackshorts?), and it seems sacrilegious, but it just doesn't have much use as a reaction.


The reaction the fewest people understand the proper use case for. Maybe if it was replaced with an animated shoe-throwing gif.

Hy-Vee Parking Lot reaction.



I know Patches had some specific meaning last season, but I don't remember what it was.

 

[That SOB Van Owen]

Chili dog is the GOAT reaction. Sorry but you get a poh-tay-toh reaction for your take.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

“Cheers!” is still here but turned off currently as well

 

[Jim14510]

“Cheers!” is still here but turned off currently as well

We're pretty full now. Wouldn't want to start another row.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

We're pretty full now. Wouldn't want to start another row.

Agreed. I actually feel like we have a few too many

 

[Jim14510]

Agreed. I actually feel like we have a few too many

It's a perfect 5 rows right now though. If you took any way you might as well take a whole row.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

It's a perfect 5 rows right now though. If you took any way you might as well take a whole row.

Oh it’s not for me. I have 3 randoms in their own row

 

[That SOB Van Owen]

I have four rows, with a spot for one more on the 4th.

 

[Mavsker]

Many good ones but to me Get The Downs and Sumbitch are goated. Funny, unique, and organic.

 

[iruletheskool]

I dont understand the chilidog

 

[Jim14510]

Oh it’s not for me. I have 3 randoms in their own row

Another example of why iphones suck.

 

[nja13]

I know Patches had some specific meaning last season, but I don't remember what it was

I have no idea what Patches is supposed to mean, so I use it when I want to react to a post but I don’t know how to react.

 

[Jim14510]

I have no idea what Patches is supposed to mean, so I use it when I want to react to a post but I don’t know how to react.

Nobody knows.

 

[Tell_Sackett]

Well, in the "I learned something new today category".....

I thought "sad boner" was an arm flexing, so if I've used that one inappropriately in the past, I'll ask for forgiveness now.

 

[That SOB Van Owen]

I dont understand the chilidog

Exactly.

 

[Toe]

Maybe if it was replaced with an animated shoe-throwing gif.

 

[Kaladin]

I dont understand the chilidog

Classic American cuisine

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

I have no idea what Patches is supposed to mean, so I use it when I want to react to a post but I don’t know how to react.

Tracked it down. A @HuskerGarrett & @dom91932 creation.