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I propose it should be formatted similar to this, " Your wife, Gate 25 girl, random college girl. FMK, go."
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BingoDingo
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Garrett is about to start a fucking empire...
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Shit...I hope the good folks at the Kearney Rotary club don't get wind of this. Next thing we know Garrett will be skipping tpb responsibilities to fulfill his speaking engagements. The rise to power often starts in small town coffee shops.
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I hope Garrett gets a seat next to Dean at the weekly press conference
Dean will be ultra flummoxed
Dean will be ultra flummoxed
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Garrett you should ask corch Scote what his favorite Mike Jones song is.
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How cool would it be to have a thread going during the game with potential post-game questions that @HuskerGarrett could ask in a presser?
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I would ask them all, regardless of what they are, no matter whatHow cool would it be to have a thread going during the game with potential post-game questions that @HuskerGarrett could ask in a presser?
TreedHusker
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Outpacing even Dean's rise to power.
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I’m assuming going in blackface would be frowned on?
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Maybe bring Dean some Pie or Salsa. Would be a true Alpha Move.
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@HuskerGarrett Maybe you can sit next to Sipple and ask to borrow his towel...
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Can someone explain the pie/salsa thing and pin it to the top thanks
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I think it was what got @slattimer bant
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Yeah. It was the culmination of me giving Dean @JThomasOmaha shit for shit reporting. He had one of his "practice observations" and he included some shit about someone bringing Held some salsa or some shit like that, and I thought it was incredibly stupid since it was in a thread called "practice observations." For fuck's sake, shouldn't it include actual practice observations and not some dumb shit you could pump in there later. I knew I was on a short leash the way it was, so I held my tongue on tater island, but on tMB in the pony thread, which I knew ole Deano read regularly, I said basically that. That it was incredibly dumb and a waste of time reporting something I'd guess very little people gave a shit about in a damn practice observation thread. And if that's your "practice observations" The get a new job because that's the content your delivering...that's embarrassing.
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La La La wait till I get my money right. Pie and salsa Dr. Thom.
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Maybe we could get like a zoom meeting going and @HuskerGarrett could turn the laptop around and we could all ask articulate, obviously sober, well structured, and hard hitting questions?
Coach Frost: Uh, yeah Garret?
Garrett: Thanks coach, tough game today…uh Lattimer asks, why was the line shit today? Seemed like they were playing like a bunch of patty cake bitches out there?
Coach Frost: What the hell?
Garrett: Sorry coach, one more question if I might…TPB wants to know your thoughts on Dean Callahans Rib recipe? Think it would take at Gate 25?
Coach Frost: Gate 25? I don’t know about the food, but I’ve been told a guy can get a hole in one there if you know what I mean! What was the first part of your question again…who’s Callahan?
Coach Frost: Uh, yeah Garret?
Garrett: Thanks coach, tough game today…uh Lattimer asks, why was the line shit today? Seemed like they were playing like a bunch of patty cake bitches out there?
Coach Frost: What the hell?
Garrett: Sorry coach, one more question if I might…TPB wants to know your thoughts on Dean Callahans Rib recipe? Think it would take at Gate 25?
Coach Frost: Gate 25? I don’t know about the food, but I’ve been told a guy can get a hole in one there if you know what I mean! What was the first part of your question again…who’s Callahan?
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By far the best post game interview ever
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Like anyone could just get a counterfeit press pass that good.
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