On more than one occasion I’ve stated that I wouldn’t be seen within 100 miles of Lincoln this year. Well I guess I’m a degenerate lying cuck because I will be witnessing this asspacking firsthand.
*Disclaimer*: A friend of mine got free tickets from work. No way in hell I’d buy a ticket to watch these fucking losers. It’s still a massive waste of petroleum just to get my ass there. Watching these pussies get dicked down by Peejay is not my idea of a fun Saturday. If you’re religious say a prayer for me and everyone else about to suffer through this.