POLL!!!::: 2026 Record Hypothetical

[Kinish]

3-9/4-8 but have a "best 3-9" season ever and lose every game by 1 score or less. aka moral victories all year

6-6 - make a bowl game but Nebraska loses by 30+ to Indiana, Oregon, Wash, Illinois, Ohio St and Cockeye

 

[Flabio]

Why are you upsetting us further after we just got completely hosed in bball?

 

[BIGSTICK67]

I mean, the poll is almost like kissing your sister. WTH?

 

[Baron Winnebago]

3-9 moral victories gave birth to Scrote Stats so I'll pick that every time

 

[Dr.DrakeRamoray]

Neither

 

[V-Doub]

I picked bowl game by the thinnest of hairs. Both suck tremendously

 

[Irv]

What’s amazing is that you throw these two options up there and everyone is like “yeah, that pretty much covers all the possible scenarios.”