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Please, Turd. Don't do this.

Tsakoi

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Soon we will have a new coach. I feel confident that we have put plenty of time and resources into the search. Turd and those working with him will doubtlessly have scoured the CFB world looking for info, candidates, recommendations, etc, etc....

For the love of God do not hire a coach and then trip all over yourself to proclaim "hE wAS oUr fIrSt cHoiCe, oUr #1 TArGeT"

Just say he was a great candidate that we felt met our expectations and fit with what we were looking for. We are happy to have come to an agreement.

There is no need to state the "#1 on our board" bullshit. As if that is some sort of measurement of success that you got your #1 guy. It's cliche. Everyone says it. As if in the last 10 years we as college football fans are supposed to believe that miraculously each and every school got their #1 choice. I'm tired of that over used line. Rant over.
 
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Soon we will have a new coach. I feel confident that we have put plenty of time and resources into the search. Turd and those working with him will doubtlessly have scoured the CFB world looking for info, candidates, recommendations, etc, etc....

For the love of God do not hire a coach and then trip all over yourself to proclaim "hE wAS oUr fIrSt cHoiCe, oUr #1 TArGeT"

Just say he was a great candidate that we felt met our expectations and fit with what we were looking for. We are happy to have come to an agreement.

There is no need to state the "#1 on our board" bullshit. As if that is some sort of measurement of success that you got your #1 guy. It's cliche. Everyone says it. As if in the last 10 years we as college football fans are supposed to believe that miraculously each and every school got their #1 choice. I'm tired of that over used line. Rant over.
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Soon we will have a new coach. I feel confident that we have put plenty of time and resources into the search. Turd and those working with him will doubtlessly have scoured the CFB world looking for info, candidates, recommendations, etc, etc....

For the love of God do not hire a coach and then trip all over yourself to proclaim "hE wAS oUr fIrSt cHoiCe, oUr #1 TArGeT"

Just say he was a great candidate that we felt met our expectations and fit with what we were looking for. We are happy to have come to an agreement.

There is no need to state the "#1 on our board" bullshit. As if that is some sort of measurement of success that you got your #1 guy. It's cliche. Everyone says it. As if in the last 10 years we as college football fans are supposed to believe that miraculously each and every school got their #1 choice. I'm tired of that over used line. Rant over.
Okay, noted. I’ll make sure that Turd gets your message and does not fuck this up for you.
 
Soon we will have a new coach. I feel confident that we have put plenty of time and resources into the search. Turd and those working with him will doubtlessly have scoured the CFB world looking for info, candidates, recommendations, etc, etc....

For the love of God do not hire a coach and then trip all over yourself to proclaim "hE wAS oUr fIrSt cHoiCe, oUr #1 TArGeT"

Just say he was a great candidate that we felt met our expectations and fit with what we were looking for. We are happy to have come to an agreement.

There is no need to state the "#1 on our board" bullshit. As if that is some sort of measurement of success that you got your #1 guy. It's cliche. Everyone says it. As if in the last 10 years we as college football fans are supposed to believe that miraculously each and every school got their #1 choice. I'm tired of that over used line. Rant over.
But what if it’s Urban Meyer and he was our first choice?
 
What if it turns out since last September that Rhule was on board all along but needed to have his buyout sorted out?
 
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