Perplexed.

[22*43*51]

I need some help here.

I used to just make fun of your fan-base for hanging your hat on female volleyball and Bowling sports.(because of obviously disappointing men’s sports.).

Now, I find myself a fan of a woman’s sport with a star that has a much larger name recognition than all of your Heisman Trophy winners combined.

(I’m nervous for when she wins a Gold Medal this summer.)

How do I calibrate her success eclipsing your entire athletic department’s history?

 

[nja13]

To feel embarrassed or jealous of something, there must be a ring of truth to it. Your argument that “Caitlyn Clark being in a bunch of commercials is way better than all the national championships you guys have ever won” fails that standard miserably.

Some player’s “name recognition” being better than our whole history? 😂🤣

Trolling used to mean something.

0/10.

 

[Kazman5k]

Gay

 

[Pepe Silvia]

women's sports are kind of rough overall, but basketball is the worst. it's like watching a Jr High boys game

while we're at it, can anyone explain how we have basketball and volleyball as two sports that strongly favor height and jumping and yet somehow all the hot ones end up playing volleyball?

 

[LoudHogRider]

 

[Huskers0119]

 

[Kaladin]

Lame attempt at trolling

I rate this a 2/10

 

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[Jim14510]

Lame attempt at trolling

I rate this a 2/10

Seems high

 

[RedSavage]

I hate to be the one to break it to you, but women’s sports (if you can even call it that) almost entirely don’t matter outside of NU vb

 

[Jim14510]

 

[22*43*51]

If I started a X poll between Caitlin and (Husker Heisman X) who would “X” be?

Because I’m gonna start that….

 

[22*43*51]

I hate to be the one to break it to you, but women’s sports (if you can even call it that) almost entirely don’t matter outside of NU vb

Don’t tell the Volleyball/Bowling Fans.

 

[22*43*51]

To feel embarrassed or jealous of something, there must be a ring of truth to it. Your argument that “Caitlyn Clark being in a bunch of commercials is way better than all the national championships you guys have ever won” fails that standard miserably.

Some players “name recognition” being better than our whole history? 😂🤣

Trolling used to mean something.

0/10.

I was talking about name recognition.

Do you think the combination of your Heisman winners surpasses CC22?

 

[22*43*51]

To feel embarrassed or jealous of something, there must be a ring of truth to it. Your argument that “Caitlyn Clark being in a bunch of commercials is way better than all the national championships you guys have ever won” fails that standard miserably.

Some players “name recognition” being better than our whole history? 😂🤣

Trolling used to mean something.

0/10.

It’s been ages.

You’re just old enough to remember.

 

[22*43*51]

women's sports are kind of rough overall, but basketball is the worst. it's like watching a Jr High boys game

while we're at it, can anyone explain how we have basketball and volleyball as two sports that strongly favor height and jumping and yet somehow all the hot ones end up playing volleyball?

You’re on to something.

 

[22*43*51]

To feel embarrassed or jealous of something, there must be a ring of truth to it. Your argument that “Caitlyn Clark being in a bunch of commercials is way better than all the national championships you guys have ever won” fails that standard miserably.

Some players “name recognition” being better than our whole history? 😂🤣

Trolling used to mean something.

0/10.

Sad.

Nobody under forty remembers that shit.

 

[kyle23]

I vote we trade @22*43*51 for Bucky as our resident Hawkeye.

Be better.

 

[HerbRedman]

To feel embarrassed or jealous of something, there must be a ring of truth to it. Your argument that “Caitlyn Clark being in a bunch of commercials is way better than all the national championships you guys have ever won” fails that standard miserably.

Yeah, OP's troll is a blatant self-own of Cockeye's inferiority complex RE: Nebraska. Cockeye fans are going insane for Caitlin Clark, but even Cockeye fans wouldn't post something like this. It's an obvious self-own.

It's like a college kid who banged his first 20-yr old broad calling out Leo Dicaprio. "The chick I just banged is hotter than the 875 different Milan runway models you've banged!" Like, you're calling attention to the many ways Leo is superior to you. No rational person would talk shit this way. It's such an obvious self-own.

If an Cockeye fan actually did attempt to talk shit this way I would thank him for pointing out that Nebraska's football program is superior to his own. Completely unsolicited too.

 

[doublewing]

If I ever go to an opposing team's message board to gloat about a women's team winning a game, you have authorization to shoot me in the head because my life totally sucks.

That or if I ever have to live in Cockeye. In both circumstances, quick and clean plz.