OT: Top or Bottom?

[huskerj12]

It was an old Main Board thread on "favorite sects positions" and some turnip submitted "reverse cowgirl with tits in my face", not contemplating the absurdity of the position. It became an instant Main Board legend ... well, after 30 pages or so of eviscerating the dude.

Reminds me of Steve Carrell in the 40 Year Old Virgin talking about how boobs feel like sandbags or whatever it was haha

 

[TampaBaySkers]

 

[BugeaterInWa]

Whatever way I can get it.

"How do you make a woman cum?








Who cares" - Andrew Dice Clay

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[BingoDingo]

Leverage and space, boys...leverage and space.

 

[cwessel76]

Reminds me of Steve Carrell in the 40 Year Old Virgin talking about how boobs feel like sandbags or whatever it was haha

“…bags of sand.”

 

[cwessel76]

Belly to belly jackhammer

Oh man this made me legit lol.

 

[cwessel76]

Op posted this while getting pegged

 

[Kaladin]

Belly to belly jackhammer

Bitches love that shit because it’s more intimate

 

[Herbie]

Just let em sit on your face nomsayin

 

[Fitzjess21]

Ding bitches!


Oh wait wrong thread

 

[cwessel76]

Bitches love that shit because it’s more intimate

To quote the late, great Norm MacDonald:

“Call it what you will but as long as it involves my dirty cock..”

 

[TampaBaySkers]

Bitches love that shit because it’s more intimate

 

[Eaton Beaver]

or doggy

 

[HCFord1]

Lady on top to get her off, me on top to get me off. Easy peasy and efficient, the way God intended marital sex to be.

 

[BillBra5ky]

Really disappointed blowjob wasn't an option.

 

[ZJSARENOTFREE]

Really disappointed blowjob wasn't an option.

Very underrated post.

 

[cwessel76]

Really disappointed blowjob wasn't an option.

Most guys here wouldn’t know a blowjob from a pegging.

 

[DrumMonkeyRobot]

Love Broad City.

Sex is gross.

You guys are gross.

 

[HuskerPAC]

Yes.

 

[SoCal_Corn]

I need pics to fully understand the answers to this question.