OT: Rewipe....

[Dble E]

I was at the mall with my wife.....

She said "You kinda stink"
Me: "Really". 'Like what"
Her: "Poop"
Me: "I will go to restroom and do a rewipe."

Urban Dictionary: Re-wipe

Re-wipe: A second cleaning attempt of the arse when you have the feeling that you are not as [clean as] you should be from an earlier [deuce]. Most times...

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[dsbigred1]

I was at the mall with my wife.....

She said "You kinda stink"
Me: "Really". 'Like what"
Her: "Poop"
Me: "I will go to restroom and do a rewipe."

Urban Dictionary: Re-wipe

Re-wipe: A second cleaning attempt of the arse when you have the feeling that you are not as [clean as] you should be from an earlier [deuce]. Most times...

www.urbandictionary.com

Are you a fairly hairy fella?

 

[Dble E]

Are you a fairly hairy fella?

I wouldn't know how much is down there to be honest. Never looked....

 

[TrentMilfer]

I wouldn't know how much is down there to be honest. Never looked....

youve never looked at your own ass? I go spread eagle a couple times a week in the mirror.

 

[dsbigred1]

I wouldn't know how much is down there to be honest. Never looked....

does it tickle when you walk? Have you had the occasional split turd due to a tangle?

 

[vailhusker]

 

[huskermack]

I was at the mall with my wife.....

She said "You kinda stink"
Me: "Really". 'Like what"
Her: "Poop"
Me: "I will go to restroom and do a rewipe."

Urban Dictionary: Re-wipe

Re-wipe: A second cleaning attempt of the arse when you have the feeling that you are not as [clean as] you should be from an earlier [deuce]. Most times...

www.urbandictionary.com

I've always said - "I have to go finish up some paperwork."

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

Gross

 

[Black Dean]

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This! Although you shouldn’t flush them.

 

[RedSavage]

I'm not really that hairy but my gf reminds me plenty frequently how hairy my ass is. That said, I can't say this has ever happened to me.

One time, as a favor to her, I went and got a Brazilian with her...cleanest poops you'll ever have.

 

[Dble E]

I'm not really that hairy but my gf reminds me plenty frequently how hairy my ass is. That said, I can't say this has ever happened to me.

One time, as a favor to her, I went and got a Brazilian with her...cleanest poops you'll ever have.

It really doesn't happen to me either but it sounds funny to say it in first person.

I did run into a rotten ass on my flight to Vegas on Sunday. Even through a mask it stunk the entire flight......

 

[RedSavage]

It really doesn't happen to me either but it sounds funny to say it in first person.

I did run into a rotten ass on my flight to Vegas on Sunday. Even through a mask it stunk the entire flight......

I feel like that should have happened coming home from Vegas, not the other way around

 

[22*43*51]

 

[Saudi_aurora]

Like trying to wipe peanut butter out of shag carpet? ew....

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

BMI > 40?

 

[David Webb]

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Good luck with future plumbing problems using those.

 

[Jim14510]

BMI > 40?

I'd put E at least 60. Way fatter than me for sure.

 

[Dble E]

I'd put E at least 60. Way fatter than me for sure.

In your dreams...

 

[Jim14510]

In your dreams...

That would be a weird dream.

 

[huskermack]

Get a room you two.