OT: Rewipe....

[Dble E]

I was at the mall with my wife.....

She said "You kinda stink"
Me: "Really". 'Like what"
Her: "Poop"
Me: "I will go to restroom and do a rewipe."

Urban Dictionary: Re-wipe

A second cleaning attempt of the arse when you have the feeling that you are not as clean as you should be from an earlier deuce. Most times proves to be unnecessary and performed more for peace of mind.

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[dsbigred1]

I was at the mall with my wife.....

She said "You kinda stink"
Me: "Really". 'Like what"
Her: "Poop"
Me: "I will go to restroom and do a rewipe."

Urban Dictionary: Re-wipe

A second cleaning attempt of the arse when you have the feeling that you are not as clean as you should be from an earlier deuce. Most times proves to be unnecessary and performed more for peace of mind.

www.urbandictionary.com

Are you a fairly hairy fella?

 

[Dble E]

Are you a fairly hairy fella?

I wouldn't know how much is down there to be honest. Never looked....

 

[TrentMilfer]

I wouldn't know how much is down there to be honest. Never looked....

youve never looked at your own ass? I go spread eagle a couple times a week in the mirror.

 

[dsbigred1]

I wouldn't know how much is down there to be honest. Never looked....

does it tickle when you walk? Have you had the occasional split turd due to a tangle?

 

[vailhusker]

 

[huskermack]

I was at the mall with my wife.....

She said "You kinda stink"
Me: "Really". 'Like what"
Her: "Poop"
Me: "I will go to restroom and do a rewipe."

Urban Dictionary: Re-wipe

A second cleaning attempt of the arse when you have the feeling that you are not as clean as you should be from an earlier deuce. Most times proves to be unnecessary and performed more for peace of mind.

www.urbandictionary.com

I've always said - "I have to go finish up some paperwork."

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

Gross

 

[Black Dean]

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This! Although you shouldn’t flush them.

 

[RedSavage]

I'm not really that hairy but my gf reminds me plenty frequently how hairy my ass is. That said, I can't say this has ever happened to me.

One time, as a favor to her, I went and got a Brazilian with her...cleanest poops you'll ever have.

 

[Dble E]

I'm not really that hairy but my gf reminds me plenty frequently how hairy my ass is. That said, I can't say this has ever happened to me.

One time, as a favor to her, I went and got a Brazilian with her...cleanest poops you'll ever have.

It really doesn't happen to me either but it sounds funny to say it in first person.

I did run into a rotten ass on my flight to Vegas on Sunday. Even through a mask it stunk the entire flight......

 

[RedSavage]

It really doesn't happen to me either but it sounds funny to say it in first person.

I did run into a rotten ass on my flight to Vegas on Sunday. Even through a mask it stunk the entire flight......

I feel like that should have happened coming home from Vegas, not the other way around

 

[22*43*51]

 

[Saudi_aurora]

Like trying to wipe peanut butter out of shag carpet? ew....

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

BMI > 40?

 

[David Webb]

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Good luck with future plumbing problems using those.

 

[Jim14510]

BMI > 40?

I'd put E at least 60. Way fatter than me for sure.

 

[Dble E]

I'd put E at least 60. Way fatter than me for sure.

In your dreams...

 

[Jim14510]

In your dreams...

That would be a weird dream.

 

[huskermack]

Get a room you two.