Official NIU Game Thread

[David Webb]

I bet Rhule could fuck up a Tootsie Pop like it was nothing...

He definitely knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of one.

 

[EwokRhuler]

Tony White makes my nipples hard

 

[LoudHogRider]

Great coverage!

 

[Herbie]

Does Matt Rhule eat ass?
All I can picture now is him eating his wife’s ass

 

[EwokRhuler]

Newsome you beautiful son of a bitch...

 

[EwokRhuler]

Does Matt Rhule eat ass?
All I can picture now is him eating his wife’s ass

Booty Buffet Every Day

 

[Eloot224]

Would have been nice to kickoff the szn with this game. Boys are juiced up and confident.

 

[herbsinator]

This defense could keep us in some games we have no business being in

 

[Sous Chef]

I sure hope Rhule doesn't ever read TPB

 

[Fargo Husker]

Our tackling is 10000% better than it has been anytime in the past decade.

 

[Juro]

Pay Tony White the money. Don’t care how much, but pay the guy.

 

[PLA]

Does anyone else think "it takes a Nebraska bounce" sound weird?!

 

[Herbie]

I can see why Dylan Raiola was scared. Haarberg is starting for 3 years

 

[Sous Chef]

Our tackling is 10000% better than it has been anytime in the past decade.

It hasn't been this good since 09/10

 

[Fargo Husker]

Those drones are fucking sweet.

 

[pigsonthewing]

How many dump trucks of money do we need to keep Tony White?

 

[LoudHogRider]

Our media department is so good. The start of 4Q drone show is awesome. Well done.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

NIU has 79 yards of total offense. That's about as dominant as we've seen the defense in a long time

 

[EwokRhuler]

Post-game presser:

"Coach...Sam McKewon, Omaha World Herald...Your licker was really putting in some work during the game. Do you tongue punch the fart box on the regular? The fans want to know."

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

Love that pancake from Piper