Game Thread Official Nebraska Vs. Cockeye Game Day Thread

[Tonkasker]

Being a Nebraska fan has been terrible the past decade or so, but put that aside and just imagine being a Cockeye fan

Cockeye fan life

• Start season and play 2 games vs Miami of Ohio and Northern Cockeye equivalents. Average score is like 25-12 and 1 of the TDs is a special teams TD or defensive score
• Every year the marquee non-conference game is boring ass ISU. You win most of these games which is nice, but you also lose your fair share to them about a third of the time. Big Trip for the fanbase is to Ames. Average score is about 20-16
• Big Ten gives you easy ass schedule every year. In 7 to 8 of the 9 conference games, your entire strategy is to play the most boring, soul crushing brand of football imaginable. Throw for like 132 yards and punt 8-10 times a game and hope your opponent makes a mistake. In about 5 of these games flip a coin. If you get heads 4 times, you are 10-2. If you get tails 4 times you are 7-5. Average score is about 24-21
• Other game vs an elite opponent you get murdered and every calls you a fraud. Average score is about 42-7
• Play a bowl vs like Kentucky or Mississippi St because no bowl wants to see your boring team and finish 8-5 most years
• Offseason - Ignore Racism and give Ferentz a lifetime contract extension for fear of becoming Purdoodoo or Northwestern. Talk trash about your old QB and that this new QB will get the job done for us. It obviously isnt Ferentz that is making these QBs terrible.

^Repeat for 30 years with about 4 good seasons mixed in.

Just a depressing existence as a fan.

This is too good

 

[HerbRedman]

When did teams start getting offended by the opposition standing on their logo? It' not like it's some pristine thing that isn't trampled for 3 and half hours 7 times a year.

The only time this was a thing was with Nebraska when we were at Colorado last year. It was a minor minor storyline after that, a couple of our media referenced it in other games.

This is basically an admission that Cockeye is obsessed with following our program. I don't think any other school would have any idea WTF this is about.

But since Cockeye fans obsess over Nebraska EVERY week, they've been tracking it. Like stalkers.

 

[Huskers4420]

Day drunk brain engaged. Time to die, Cockeye

 

[22*43*51]

One of these cops is about 4 hours away from assaulting Donovan Raiola.

 

[Adolph Coors]

the week before we gave up 408 in 3 quarters

 

[Pepe Silvia]

When did teams start getting offended by the opposition standing on their logo? It' not like it's some pristine thing that isn't trampled for 3 and half hours 7 times a year.

the first time I remember was TO doing it against the Cowboys

 

[22*43*51]

I believe it was a page or so ago, that you or another poster recounted every Cockeye QB back to Brad Banks.

Amazing knowledge of a program no one cares about.

 

[22*43*51]

the week before we gave up 408 in 3 quarters

I was at the 2014 game.

Still can’t believe we continued to kick the ball to a healthy DPE.

 

[Tonkasker]

No Brian Allen or Gennings Dunker for hawks

 

[vailhusker]

 

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[CornFed Gregger]

The only time this was a thing was with Nebraska when we were at Colorado last year. It was a minor minor storyline after that, a couple of our media referenced it in other games.

This is basically an admission that Cockeye is obsessed with following our program. I don't think any other school would have any idea WTF this is about.

But since Cockeye fans obsess over Nebraska EVERY week, they've been tracking it. Like stalkers.

It’s bs mind games. Pink lockerroom & just a little nudge with Cockeye cops to piss off our guys & change routine. I bet there is some more stuff in store from the old grandmaster

 

[Huskerz28]

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Is this the gif for necessary gayness? 😂

 

[Sous Chef]

IMO all Cockeyes are questionable at best.

 

[Ghost of Devaney]

It’s bs mind games. Pink lockerroom & just a little nudge with Cockeye cops to piss off our guys & change routine. I bet there is some more stuff in store from the old grandmaster

That stuff can backfire too. lol saw video of Rhule and other coaches laughing at the situation

 

[dom91932]

I'm also reminded that we are a couple of hours away from idiot Cockeye fans accusing Nebraska players of taunting hospitalized children. What a miserable fucking fan base,

We're all they have.

 

[vailhusker]

Need this guy to bring his inner "Sandman" tonight.

 

[Kinish]

What Damon said. Who cares?

Opposing teams should be able to pray on our N when they're visiting. JFC, I don't get the big deal on this.

just go pray on the logo in the endzone. fuck'em

 

[Kazman5k]

Some one is sucking Mazookas dick tonight