NSFW Official ding check in

[MtnHusker]

I've been too busy with work to get seriously into the game but the way things are looking for next summer it could be epic. We gots some serious strange lined up. Gonna be a good summer at the Lake!!!!

 

[Eaton Beaver]

 

[God is a Husker]

 

[HuskerPAC]

Ding in the laundry room.

 

[Cookiemonster]

I got a handy in the movie theater yesterday. Me and the ol lady were in the theater alone watching Spider-Man, so I somehow talked her into that. Felt 14. Feelsgoodman

 

[Eaton Beaver]

Ding in the laundry room.

Same here! I turned her toward the sink and mirror for a facial so I could rub my bum on the warm dryer.

 

[Goskers07]

Ding

 

[Huskerbuck85]

Woke up to a bj this morn if that counts

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Woke up to a bj this morn if that counts

Spoiler

yes it counts

 

[dsbigred1]

Been sending my wife dick pics everyday to try to get her in the mood…


Unfortunately when I disrobe, she keeps saying, “No, that’s not what I was promised…”
😢

 

[Alum-Ni]

Woke up to a bj this morn if that counts

 

[RedSeaRising]

I am proud to announce that, for the first time in my career of knocking up women, that I have impregnated the same woman twice (consecutively).

Cheers to 3 under 3

 

[HuskerGarrett]

I am proud to announce that, for the first time in my career of knocking up women, that I have impregnated the same woman twice (consecutively).

Cheers to 3 under 3

 

[dsbigred1]

I am proud to announce that, for the first time in my career of knocking up women, that I have impregnated the same woman twice (consecutively).

Cheers to 3 under 3

 

[Eaton Beaver]

Pilates instructor last night. 29 year old princess tonight. I'm back.

Did you wear yore mask?

 

[Huskerbuck85]

I am proud to announce that, for the first time in my career of knocking up women, that I have impregnated the same woman twice (consecutively).

Cheers to 3 under 3

I am 3, 3 & under.

 

[BBTown Bomber]

Who is this @Throwin bones50 sumbitch ?? Thought Garrett ran him outta town. 😎

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[Eaton Beaver]

Who is this @Throwin bones50 sumbitch ?? Thought Garrett ran him outta town. 😎

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Sumbitch. Is my word and I patented it! You now owe me $10.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

@B1G_10_Tony has a hot date tonight with a girl he describes as “crazy with fake tits and a compulsive desire for Physical love.” Please report back, BT!

 

[BBTown Bomber]

Sumbitch. Is my word and I patented it! You now owe me $10.

How many candles on yore next birthday cake, son.?? You were a twinkle in yore daddy’s eyes when I first said that word……😎🔥👍

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