***Official “Sandy Vagina Crew” Application Thread***

[Poor_and_Stupid]

Congrats Sandy Vaginas. We lost and I’m sure you are all happy.

Y’all make me sick.

I don’t think any of us are happy.

For me this is just a fun way to cope with the suck.

 

[stonesak]

I'm not happy. I'm goddamn pissed we got dog walked by fucking PJ Fleck on national TV in year three, meanwhile Indiana is going to make the playoffs again because they hired a coach who knows how to win.

 

[LWFloridaHusker]

You're a dipshit lib, so we know you like losing!

 

[Tonkasker]

Why can’t we get easy fucking yards? Every single play is someone overcoming the odds to make a spectacular play for 4 yards. Has been that way for years.

 

[Mavsker]

I'm not happy. I'm goddamn pissed we got dog walked by fucking PJ Fleck on national TV in year three, meanwhile Indiana is going to make the playoffs again because they hired a coach who knows how to win.

Honestly 98% of coaches look like dogshit compared to Cignetti

What pisses me off is schools like Minnesota and Cockeye who routinely beat us with half the resources just because they know how to play sound football. They can block and tackle consistently, and we can't. And coach blames NIL. Just need another $10 million and then we'll be able to block and tackle. It's just so ridiculous.

 

[Red Finger]

 

[Havoc34]

Hope is a lie.

 

[Juro]

I really wouldn't mind an in-between tag that says, 'I'm excited, but I'm also not confident.'

Not sure what to call that.

 

[Quint]

Hope is a lie.

Life is a highway?

Only a man who’s ass is narrow can make it down these steps?

I once knew a woman from Nantucket?

 

[Ironwardog]

I don’t think any of us are happy.

For me this is just a fun way to cope with the suck.

 

[Havoc34]

We need to start asking some hard questions about this staff

I’ll say it again

 

[Quint]

I’ll say it again

I was going to start a thread about what a shit show the O line is right now, but have to much to do this weekend.

A Cliff’s notes version before I go to the gym:

Evans or Jenkins or whatever his name is is a Jr Frost holdover. Played fairly well, but certainly not a rock.
Lutovsky, Sr. Frost holdover, also typically plays well, depending on who’s next to him at tackle.
Spindler has been our best O lineman this year and will be gone.
Tackles? Oof.
Pritchett is a physical stud but plays as dumb as a bag of hammers. Not sure you coach that out of him.
Teddy. Yep. Teddy.
Corcoran is another Frost holdover who had his best season as a Freshman.

32 games into the Rhule era and that’s the best we can field.

That’s not a good thing, at all.

 

[ChocaEgg]

You're a dipshit lib, so we know you like losing!

 

[Kinish]

Hope is a lie.

It's the hope that kills you

 

[Havoc34]

Rhule will be making g $12m a year soon…. Let that sink in

 

[ChocaEgg]

Rhule will be making g $12m a year soon…. Let that sink in

Hopefully at PSU

 

[Flabio]

I am very tempted.

 

[Red Finger]

Hope is a lie.

I assess risk a lot for my job. Someone told me this and I’ve always remembered it. Tends to hold true every time:

Hope is a powerful drug.

 

[Scarlet ObsessioN]

I really wouldn't mind an in-between tag that says, 'I'm excited, but I'm also not confident.'

Not sure what to call that.

The turtle crew?

 

[Drue629]

I think I've found my people