Northwestern in trouble for hazing - should get death penalty

[RedSavage]

Northwestern = Fucked

Well, he’s def an offensive, linemen

Also, that definitely sounds like Pats wrongdoing

 

[nja13]

Sounds like their baseball team will be looking for a coach soon too -

If you will recall, Northwestern baseball was already a colossal mess. The majority of their coaching staff quit right as this season was starting. What a shitshow.


On Feb. 27, D1 Baseball’s Kendall Rogers reported that pitching coach Jon Strauss, director of operations Chris Beacom and hitting coordinator and recruiting coordinator Dusty Napoleon have stepped away from the program. While Inside NU has not independently confirmed the report, their departure would leave the ‘Cats with only head coach Jim Foster and volunteer coach Adrian Santiago as the last remaining members of the coaching staff. Napoleon and Beacom were rollovers from former Wildcats’ head coach Spencer Allen’s coaching staff, but Strauss was brought to Evanston by Coach Foster in the offseason after spending the past seven seasons in the same position for Baylor. While the reason for the three coaches stepping aside remains unknown, Inside NU will continue to monitor the story and have all the details when available.
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[Snockered69]

Can we cancel their J school now?

 

[SoCal_Corn]

The Daily Northworsten story of Naked QB Center Exchanges etc etc as punishment makes



Running Stadium Steps for these guys seem like a kindergarten walk in the park

 

[Link-]

I think the truth here is somewhere in the middle. You obviously have a complete mental midget of a former player who is very obviously trying to get Fitz fired. There's an agenda there that goes beyond the hazing and I guarantee that he's exaggerated aspects of this.

I also definitely believe that the car wash, QB center exchange, gatorade shake challenge, etc. happened. But to be honest none of those sound particularly abusive to me. Really weird? Absolutely, but if you can't manage to make it through the car wash and shake challenge without suicidal ideations then you probably have something else going on mentally.

The running thing is confusing to me. Is the implication that everyone is naked while this is happening? If so, how do you find 8 upper classmen who want to get naked and violently rub their body against a freshman? If they're not naked, then why is this a big deal?

I just don't understand why hazing isn't done in a way that doesn't involve any fucking naked man on man contact. Make the freshman drink until they puke and then run around a bunch at a party. Break into their room in the middle of the night and throw flour all over them. Make them dress up weird and do dumb shit that's funny. Why do you want them to see or touch dick?

I mean, I agree with you that it’s probably somewhere in the middle. But hazing via drinking has led to fatalities at Nebraska, so that’s a non-starter for me. That shit is dumb. And I’m all for having booze with the boys and getting fucked up. It’s senseless to risk something life-altering for laughs/supposed camaraderie.

Any hazing that’s sexual or alcohol related should never occur. It’s fucking stupid and only causes harm, especially in an age where any of those guys perpetrating the act could take videos of them and publicly embarrass them later in life.

The timing is interesting given the new facilities being built.

 

[HCFord1]

I mean, I agree with you that it’s probably somewhere in the middle. But hazing via drinking has led to fatalities at Nebraska, so that’s a non-starter for me. That shit is dumb. And I’m all for having booze with the boys and getting fucked up. It’s senseless to risk something life-altering for laughs/supposed camaraderie.

Any hazing that’s sexual or alcohol related should never occur. It’s fucking stupid and only causes harm, especially in an age where any of those guys perpetrating the act could take videos of them and publicly embarrass them later in life.

The timing is interesting given the new facilities being built.

I hear what you’re saying and agree to a certain point. The only alcohol related hazing we did and went through was with beer. Pretty difficult for someone to drink so much beer that they die, because you just puke it out before it even remotely approaches that point.

That being said, I went to college during the glorious time right before smartphones, so in today’s day and age it’s just incredibly difficult to get away with anything.

 

[Link-]

I hear what you’re saying and agree to a certain point. The only alcohol related hazing we did and went through was with beer. Pretty difficult for someone to drink so much beer that they die, because you just puke it out before it even remotely approaches that point.

That being said, I went to college during the glorious time right before smartphones, so in today’s day and age it’s just incredibly difficult to get away with anything.

Agreed. Like smart phones, thank God IPAs weren’t prevalent. Imagine shotgunning those.

 

[HCFord1]

Agreed. Like smart phones, thank God IPAs weren’t prevalent. Imagine shotgunning those.

Yeah we basically exclusively drank keg Natty Light. Yeungling, Corona, and Blue Mom were what were considered fancy beers lol.

 

[ChocaEgg]

I hear what you’re saying and agree to a certain point. The only alcohol related hazing we did and went through was with beer. Pretty difficult for someone to drink so much beer that they die, because you just puke it out before it even remotely approaches that point.

That being said, I went to college during the glorious time right before smartphones, so in today’s day and age it’s just incredibly difficult to get away with anything.

I saw a dude beerbong 3 x 40z back to back to back. Wasn't sure he was going to survive (thankfully he did)

 

[HCFord1]

I saw a dude beerbong 3 x 40z back to back to back. Wasn't sure he was going to survive (thankfully he did)

That’s nuts and makes my stomach hurt to think about.

One of my teammates did Edward 40 hands in 6 minutes and I sat there talking to him after and he went from sober to shouting his words within like 15 minutes.

 

[slattimer]

Agreed. Like smart phones, thank God IPAs weren’t prevalent. Imagine shotgunning those.

Deer Lorde….that’s a great point. I would have been screwed in college.

I saw a dude beerbong 3 x 40z back to back to back. Wasn't sure he was going to survive (thankfully he did)

Derail thread moment. I once did a two story beer bong in college…how much beer was actually in the beer bong….I don’t know. And I don’t know much about that night either…..

 

[Gman1228]

Deer Lorde….that’s a great point. I would have been screwed in college.

Derail thread moment. I once did a two story beer bong in college…how much beer was actually in the beer bong….I don’t know. And I don’t know much about that night either…..

Have you ever drank an unordinary amount of Margaritas?

 

[slattimer]

Have you ever drank an unordinary amount of Margaritas?

Lol…128 oz in one sitting to be exact. Not my proudest moment. But I won the bet.

 

[Gman1228]

Lol…128 oz in one sitting to be exact. Not my proudest moment. But I won the bet.

Man child!

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

I can already sense the humiliation of being Fitz's last win and their new coach's first win.

 

[11husker23]

I can already sense the humiliation of being Fitz's last win and their new coach's first win.

 

[LoudHogRider]

Have you ever drank an unordinary amount of Margaritas?

My last go-around with Tequila was definitely my last. It turns out you can get those big round hale bales up to 15-20 mph on the front end of a Jeep Cherokee and "shoot" them at things. Had to drive from Galena, IL back to the Twin Cities on 3 outta 4 tires pointing straight ahead. The front passenger tire must have hit a ditch. 🤷‍♂️

I also remain the undefeated Absolute Citron martini champion at the former Cigarros (now Safari Lounge) with the complete consumption of a baker's dozen of those bad boys. My colleague left me leaning up against my garage door for the wife to deal with.

I haven't "drank for effect" since 08/24/2001 (Nebraska vs. TCU), when a "handle" of Captain Morgan & Diet Coke bit the dust. My buddy and I managed to drive our motorcycles to the Dundee Dell for MOAR rum cokes, and it cost me a great set of cowboy boots on the ride home. Apparently, I used them as training wheels, which is very hard on the soles ...

Any wonder why I don't drink for effect anymore?