NSFW Nebraska vs Cockeye basketball thread

[Kaladin]

 

[Red Finger]

Does that lock up a NIT bid?

 

[BIGSTICK67]

Final Score

Real Equality - 81
Fake Equality - 77

Not bad. LMAO

 

[HuskerGarrett]

 

[Goskers07]

You know what sucks? Cockeye. Fuck Cockeye.

 

[redzoner]

Does that lock up a NIT bid?

Who knows.

Depends on how much effort they spend looking past our NET ranking.

 

[Red Dog]

Someone needs to tweet at that dickcheese Eickholt

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Not getting into the NIT now that .500 is a lock would be fucking stupid.

 

[Red Finger]

Who knows.

Depends on how much effort they spend looking past our NET ranking.

Yeah I’m not sure how it works but i figured if we could at least guarantee a .500 record heading into the postseason that’d give them at a minimum a damn good shot 🤷‍♂️

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

I’m definitely The Curse™. The moment I turned on the Michigan State we lost the lead and Sparty missed maybe one or two shots the whole rest of the game. If I had watched this game I’m 100% certain we would have lost. We can be good at sports but I can’t be there to enjoy it.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Yeah I’m not sure how it works but i figured if we could at least guarantee a .500 record heading into the postseason that’d give them at a minimum a damn good shot 🤷‍♂️

.500 with no Q3/Q4 losses and now like 4 Q1 wins, it'd be dumb to leave them out. But maybe we fuck around and win a few in the tourney and don't have to worry about it

 

[Goskers07]

.500 with no Q3/Q4 losses and now like 4 Q1 wins, it'd be dumb to leave them out. But maybe we fuck around and win a few in the tourney and don't have to worry about it

Honestly if you have em look at our resume and cover up our record itself, we have a NCAA bubble resume. To me, we are locked into NIT now.

 

[skerfan]

Hehe. That was fun

 

[Ext. 55]

Dear I0wa…

Fuck you Cockeye.

Sincerely,

Me

 

[HerbRedman]

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Boo fucking hoo David.

 

[...TrueColors...]

Someone needs to tweet at that dickcheese Eickholt

I think Cockeye was a Cooper DeJean injury away from winning today to be honest

 

[SOHusker11]

Hey nut job Fran and the rest of your horrible family.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Honestly if you have em look at our resume and cover up our record itself, we have a NCAA bubble resume. To me, we are locked into NIT now.

Yeah. I just want to know if there's a version of this simulation where we can win to the conference semis and backdoor into the dance

 

[...TrueColors...]

So what if he has? Play stupid games with officials and you get fucked