Game Thread Nebraska @ Minnesota (Friday, October 17, 7:00pm - FOX)

[EwokRhuler]

Hear me out...

Gophers are little furry fucks, kind of like beavers.

Beavers love wood, they take lots of sticks and stack them for utility

So they really love bundles of sticks

And I mean this with no disrespect to the LGBBQ community

According to my deep research (I asked Gemeni about where faggot came from): the term faggot historically and literally refers to a bundle of sticks, twigs, or brushwood tied together, most often for use as fuel for a fire.

So...we need to beat the shit out of these faggot lovers

Respectfully, of course

 

[Sous Chef]

Hear me out...

Gophers are little furry fucks, kind of like beavers.

Beavers love wood, they take lots of sticks and stack them for utility

So they really love bundles of sticks

And I mean this with no disrespect to the LGBBQ community

According to my deep research (I asked Gemeni about where faggot came from): the term faggot historically and literally refers to a bundle of sticks, twigs, or brushwood tied together, most often for use as fuel for a fire.

So...we need to beat the shit out of these faggot lovers

Respectfully, of course

 

[EwokRhuler]

Not all of us can simply make our profile pic a nippy Andi Jackson...

 

[Cookiemonster]

These goobers on the pre show. Who the fuck finds these guys.

 

[Sous Chef]

Not all of us can simply make our profile pic a nippy Andi Jackson...

Well, technically you all could do that. Just remember I was the first one and I'm good with it.

 

[That SOB Van Owen]

Okay game thread for the next four hours, then back to the coaching thread/tracking flights in and out of UNV

 

[BluesBucksNHuskers]

wtf is happening with this pregame show? Did they hire a crew to do do it 15 minutes before it started?

 

[Sous Chef]

These goobers on the pre show. Who the fuck finds these guys.

Did you catch the size of the nose on the one dude? It's like a fucking banana on his face. The other one's voice makes me want to stab my ears with an ice pick.

 

[huskermack]

 

[Huskersballz]

I’m ready freddie

 

[Cookiemonster]

Did you catch the size of the nose on the one dude? It's like a fucking banana on his face. The other one's voice makes me want to stab my ears with an ice pick.

I love big noses on women. But holy shit that dudes nose is probably bigger than his dick.

These guys are literally the worst thing I’ve ever seen right up there next to a Scott frost coached Nebraska team.

 

[Stenge85]

Strangest pregame show ever

 

[EwokRhuler]

LET'S FUCKING GO, BOYS. LET'S GET OUR PISS HOT. FUCK FLECK!

 

[Snockered69]

Lets go boys!

 

[Sous Chef]

I wonder if Brando bet on Minnesota like he did Bitchigan St.

 

[Kaladin]

Here we go

 

[EwokRhuler]

WE WON THE COIN TOSS, FLECK IN SHAMBLES!

 

[TalaricoHusker]

I wonder if Brando bet on Minnesota like he did Bitchigan St.

Sounds like it fuck he sucks dick hard

 

[Cookiemonster]

PIIHB! GOooo Big red fuck sticks.

 

[Cornicator]

Can anyone direct me to the @Fargo Husker official Paul McCartney thread?