My son(11 YO) and I were watching Indianus Jones over Xmas break....question...

[Dble E]

What do you suppose Indianus Jones' body count is? (Women he slept with?)

How about Luke Skywalker?

Han Solo?

Capt Kirk?

Rambo?

Rocky?

James Bond?

Jason Voorhees?

Which fictional, well known main character has the highest? My 11 YO said Capt Kirk probably has the most impressive resume.

 

[Juro]

What do you suppose Indianus Jones' body count is? (Women he slept with?)

How about Luke Skywalker?

Han Solo?

Capt Kirk?

Rambo?

Rocky?

James Bond?

Jason Voorhees?

Which fictional, well known main character has the highest? My 11 YO said Capt Kirk probably has the most impressive resume.

Are you asking for both body count in terms of kills and women they slept with, or just one or the other?

 

[Dble E]

Are you asking for both body count in terms of kills and women they slept with, or just one or the other?

Read above. Women they slept with.

 

[iruletheskool]

Why is yore 11 year old son asking questions like this

 

[Dble E]

Why is yore 11 year old son asking questions like this

Curious mind.

 

[Mavsker]

 

[Dawgsauce]

What do you suppose Indianus Jones' body count is? (Women he slept with?)

How about Luke Skywalker?

Han Solo?

Capt Kirk?

Rambo?

Rocky?

James Bond?

Jason Voorhees?

Which fictional, well known main character has the highest? My 11 YO said Capt Kirk probably has the most impressive resume.

Kirk is a tough one because some of those things he slept with didn't have V jayjays. Probably spent all that time rolling around looking for a hole to stick it in. Rocks have holes. If he slept with a rock, does that count.

 

[Dble E]

Kirk is a tough one because some of those things he slept with didn't have V jayjays. Probably spent all that time rolling around looking for a hole to stick it in. Rocks have holes. If he slept with a rock, does that count.

Good point. CK is like some guys I went to college with...they weren't being very choosy....

 

[Dble E]

Why is yore 11 year old son asking questions like this

Clearly he didn't but I added that as a ridiculous joke.

 

[Dble E]

Are you asking for both body count in terms of kills and women they slept with, or just one or the other?

Jason Voorhees probably would have very similar counts. Women love BAD BOYS....

 

[Juro]

Read above. Women they slept with.

I did read above. You’re supposed to put the parenthesis before the question mark when you’re clarifying. That’s why I’m asking.

 

[Pipe Line]

James Bond without a doubt

 

[Dble E]

I did read above. You’re supposed to put the parenthesis before the question mark when you’re clarifying. That’s why I’m asking.

Ahhh...

 

[huskerj12]

Hmm I feel that if your son has these questions he should get feedback from his own fellow horny/confused youngsters, rather than from me, so I must bow out.

 

[Dble E]

Hmm I feel that if your son has these questions he should get feedback from his own fellow horny/confused youngsters, rather than from me, so I must bow out.

It broke his heart when I told him Rambo is probably zero.

 

[HuskerDocCo]

 

[vailhusker]

Why is yore 11 year old son asking questions like this

Just normal Christmas day conversations.

🤣

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

What do you suppose Indianus Jones' body count is? (Women he slept with?)

How about Luke Skywalker?

Han Solo?

Capt Kirk?

Rambo?

Rocky?

James Bond?

Jason Voorhees?

Which fictional, well known main character has the highest? My 11 YO said Capt Kirk probably has the most impressive resume.

The blonde gal from the Last Crusade is one of the most beautiful women of all time no joke.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

What on earth would make anyone think Luke Skywalker would be taming any strange?

 

[Dble E]

What on earth would make anyone think Luke Skywalker would be taming any strange?

He'd probably be zero like Rambo.

Indianus Jones: 47

Luke Skywalker: Zero

Han Solo: 64

Capt Kirk: 1000's (Quantity over quality)

Rambo: Zero

Rocky: 8 (he hung out in some shitty bars so maybe that number is a lot higher).

James Bond: Over 500 (Quality over quantity)

Jason Voorhees: 37 (Girls like bad boys)