My damn Emu Allergy prevented me from attending

[Mustangblood]

Fair point. Maybe they were raped by the Emu.

Pretty sure at a party like that, rape is off the table when you show up

 

[Jim14510]

Pretty sure at a party like that, rape is off the table when you show up

No means no Mustang. Doesn't matter if the assailant doesn't speak English or any other language.

 

[huskermack]

I live in a red state so I only ever hear about sex with goats, sheep, chicken and the occasional horse. No clue about the Emus, etc

I suspect they’re much like an ostrich - would take at least two guys to pull it off.

 

[Mustangblood]

No means no Mustang. Doesn't matter if the assailant doesn't speak English or any other language.

Can a court really convict on something like this? You go to a party of this caliber and your just asking for a boar to go back door on you. @God is a Husker even in Missouri that can’t be a crime right?

 

[MtnHusker]

Who wakes up one day and thinks...I really wanna fuck my Emu.

I think we found the answer to your question

 

[HuskerDocCo]

anyone surprised this happened in ssssan francisssssooo

 

[11husker23]

No means no Mustang. Doesn't matter if the assailant doesn't speak English or any other language.