My damn Emu Allergy prevented me from attending

[MtnHusker]

I'm all about a good time but this might even be pushing the envelope for me

San Francisco Police Interrupts Sex Party Involving Midgets, Emus And a Fountain of Sperm, 71 Arrests - LANSING DAILY

The San Francisco Police Department (SFPD) interrupted an extremely lewd party early this morning in a luxurious residence of the Presidio Heights neighborhood, arresting 71 people and seizing two boars and eight emus. According to SFPD spokesman, Lieutenant Doug Haroldson, officers were...

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[Mustangblood]

I'm all about a good time but this might even be pushing the envelope for me

San Francisco Police Interrupts Sex Party Involving Midgets, Emus And a Fountain of Sperm, 71 Arrests - LANSING DAILY

The San Francisco Police Department (SFPD) interrupted an extremely lewd party early this morning in a luxurious residence of the Presidio Heights neighborhood, arresting 71 people and seizing two boars and eight emus. According to SFPD spokesman, Lieutenant Doug Haroldson, officers were...

lansingdaily.com

50 gal of semen fountain? Wow

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

50 gal of semen fountain? Wow

That’s a lot of semen.

 

[Ext. 55]

 

[God is a Husker]

“It seems it was a thematic sex party for people with strange fetishes. They had midgets, bearded women, wild animals and a large outdoor fountain filled with 50 gallons of semen.”​

“It was an extremely delicate operation. Hundreds of naked people trying to flee with emus and boars with ball gags in their mouths running around. It was a very chaotic scene.”​

 

[Mustangblood]

This is a non story in Cockeye, all the women are bearded and beastiality is normal.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

“It seems it was a thematic sex party for people with strange fetishes. They had midgets, bearded women, wild animals and a large outdoor fountain filled with 50 gallons of semen.”​

“It was an extremely delicate operation. Hundreds of naked people trying to flee with emus and boars with ball gags in their mouths running around. It was a very chaotic scene.”​

 

[MtnHusker]

50 gal of semen fountain? Wow

IMHO any Semen Fountain over 25 gallons is just gauche. Golden Coral better not get replace their Chocolate Fountains with these.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

IMHO any Semen Fountain over 25 gallons is just gauche. Golden Coral better not get replace their Chocolate Fountains with these.

I just want to know how they got to the requisite 63000 loads to fill it

 

[MtnHusker]

“It seems it was a thematic sex party for people with strange fetishes. They had midgets, bearded women, wild animals and a large outdoor fountain filled with 50 gallons of semen.”​

“It was an extremely delicate operation. Hundreds of naked people trying to flee with emus and boars with ball gags in their mouths running around. It was a very chaotic scene.”​

Most common Pick Up Line heard at the party:

 

[Jay Bilzerian]

I'm all about a good time but this might even be pushing the envelope for me

San Francisco Police Interrupts Sex Party Involving Midgets, Emus And a Fountain of Sperm, 71 Arrests - LANSING DAILY

The San Francisco Police Department (SFPD) interrupted an extremely lewd party early this morning in a luxurious residence of the Presidio Heights neighborhood, arresting 71 people and seizing two boars and eight emus. According to SFPD spokesman, Lieutenant Doug Haroldson, officers were...

lansingdaily.com

Wow. The liberal “elite” at their best

 

[nja13]

50 gal of semen fountain? Wow

Did they specify it was human semen?

 

[huskermack]

This is so fucking gross.

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

Did they specify it was human semen?

I’m guessing it was a collective of species

 

[nja13]

I’m guessing it was a collective of species

That had to stink.

 

[Jim14510]

Who wakes up one day and thinks...I really wanna fuck my Emu.

 

[huskermack]

Who wakes up one day and thinks...I really wanna fuck my Emu.

Seems pretty far out there.
Maybe one of these guys can provide some perspective:
@KidsSeeGhosts
@ChocaEgg
@cwessel76
@ThomOsborneMD

 

[ChocaEgg]

Seems pretty far out there.
Maybe one of these guys can provide some perspective:
@KidsSeeGhosts
@ChocaEgg
@cwessel76
@ThomOsborneMD

I live in a red state so I only ever hear about sex with goats, sheep, chicken and the occasional horse. No clue about the Emus, etc

 

[Jay Bilzerian]

Who wakes up one day and thinks...I really wanna fuck my Emu.

Maybe the Emu is doing the fucking?

 

[Jim14510]

Maybe the Emu is doing the fucking?

Fair point. Maybe they were raped by the Emu.