Merry Christmas! 🎄

[LoudHogRider]

Took me two hours to put together a kitchen for the kids. The manufacturer said to plan on 1.5 hrs, but I’m a retard.
Merry XXXMAS

Got my daughter the "Barbie" combo (dream house & airplane) one year, which equated to my most challenging Christmas ever. Zero dark thirty on Christmas morning I'm still slapping stickers on the plane and trying to remember where the tiny bits of plastic that represent the ice cubes for the 1st class passengers (because Barbara Millicent Roberts ONLY flies 1st class). Pretty sure the sun was starting to come up when I finally tottered off to bed, and apparently my sleep-deprived stumbling footsteps on the stairs sounded exactly like reindeer landing on the roof to our children, because my face no sooner hit the pillow than the bedroom door burst open with excited shouts of "Santa was here!" and my Christmas day began in earnest. I miss ... and don't miss ... those days.

 

[Toe]

Spoiler: Is your Christmas as merry as mine? 😈

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

His brain is mashed potatoes

Yeah that dad is a total piece of shit.

 

[Cookiemonster]

Merry Christmas. May you all fuck the ever living shit out of your wife at some point and eat some great food. Remember do not pull out, with this labor shortage we need it.

 

[Saudi_aurora]

Took me two hours to put together a kitchen for the kids. The manufacturer said to plan on 1.5 hrs, but I’m a retard.
Merry XXXMAS

Lol isn’t this the Krispy Kreme rapper? The Tosh 2.0 he was on fucking kills me.

Also Merry Xmas everyone 🙂

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

Spoiler: Is your Christmas as merry as mine? 😈

Whoa toe!!!

 

[Ext. 55]

It only took me an hour to put together this toy roller coaster. I’m a handy man View attachment 6280

Merry Christmas all! 🎄🎁🎄

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

Whoa toe!!!

Take it easy Toe this is NOT the Nebraska Way

 

[Kaladin]

Merry Christmas to everyone except the non believers, you're going straight to hell

 

[Cash68847]

Merry Christmas to everyone except the non believers, you're going straight to hell

How can you go to hell if you don’t believe?

 

[Kaladin]

How can you go to hell if you don’t believe?

being a believer gives you the opportunity to go to heaven

being a non believer means that you are going to hell no matter what. sorry bro

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

being a believer gives you the opportunity to go to heaven

being a non believer means that you are going to hell no matter what. sorry bro

Kinda messed up if you really think about it. Talk about cancel culture.

 

[Cash68847]

being a believer gives you the opportunity to go to heaven

being a non believer means that you are going to hell no matter what. sorry bro

I’ve always thought if heaven is like what church makes it out to be would I really want to be there? Most of the fun things you do in life are a sin.

 

[Kaladin]

Kinda messed up if you really think about it. Talk about cancel culture.

yes i agree we need to cancel the non believers

 

[turek420845]

Merry Christmas! I see this as very fitting for the board.

 

[Kaladin]

I’ve always thought if heaven is like what church makes it out to be would I really want to be there? Most of the fun things you do in life are a sin.

i've always thought that heaven is what south park makes it out to be

 

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[Poor_and_Stupid]

I’ve always thought if heaven is like what church makes it out to be would I really want to be there? Most of the fun things you do in life are a sin.

As a believer I admittedly struggle with this this kind of stuff all the time. Also, what if a close family member is a non believer and doesn’t make it? How can I be happy all the time if someone I love isn’t there, and is instead suffering an eternity of torment in the lake of fire?

Edit: Not trying to derail the thread. Merry Christmas everyone!

 

[Goskers07]

Spoiler: Is your Christmas as merry as mine? 😈

I didn't see a single Toe there...