Breaking Memorial Stadium Survey Results

[That SOB Van Owen]

We have to stop catering to the 70 year olds. Keep it up and we will become what Minnesota has became since their Natty’s in the 60s

Correct.

 

[That SOB Van Owen]

I want prostitutes, gambling and booze (also drugs) for my in-game experience. I'll go to every game and donate.

Hoping that Vegas game comes through!

 

[Eaton Beaver]

I want prostitutes, gambling and booze (also drugs) for my in-game experience. I'll go to every game and donate.

Same! I want to be able to have anal sex during the live game with my face painted red.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

Same! I want to be able to have anal sex during the live game with my face painted red.

The last 4 years have felt like we’ve been on the catching end of anal sex, so I’d like to pitch a little more in 2022.

 

[thE kErnEl]

Again Jimbo it was worded as household income. I don’t make 250k, but my wife and I combined do so I answered in the affirmative to that one there.

Congrats!

 

[Irv]

Kind of interesting that they go out of their way to highlight how strongly the poor performance is affecting interest in attending games.

 

[Jim14510]

Again Jimbo it was worded as household income. I don’t make 250k, but my wife and I combined do so I answered in the affirmative to that one there.

Right but 14% over 250k is certainly higher than a general population of people. Would be more like half that.

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

Right but 14% over 250k is certainly higher than a general population of people. Would be more like half that.

Yeah they targeted people who donate, season ticket holders and buy tickets... basically people with discretionary income...

 

[NeAz]

No more opinions from 65 and older. Maybe move the student section to the north and/or south end zones and give the blue hairs the old student section. Quarantine them from the booze/gambling and give them nice cozy chairs for their old asses so they can sit all game.

Tired of this state being so damn far behind in everything because of old cronies and misguided religious fanatics.

 

[Toe]

For all the talk, alcohol sales appear to be a pretty low priority in terms of things people want at Memorial Stadium. Like there's interest, but it's more of a 'eh, would be nice if I could get a beer' than a 'we REALLY need this'.

 

[BBTown Bomber]

No more opinions from 65 and older. Maybe move the student section to the north and/or south end zones and give the blue hairs the old student section. Quarantine them from the booze/gambling and give them nice cozy chairs for their old asses so they can sit all game.

Tired of this state being so damn far behind in everything because of old cronies and misguided religious fanatics.

Student section already is in the south stadium, isn’t it??

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[BBTown Bomber]

The last 4 years have felt like we’ve been on the catching end of anal sex, so I’d like to pitch a little more in 2022.

Dry anal, for the record…..😳

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[herbsinator]

Having a decent product on the field would probably increase stadium satisfaction immensely

 

[herbsinator]

Just looking over the report now. They surveyed a bunch of rich fuckers.

Maybe try not being poor?

 

[NeAz]

Student section already is in the south stadium, isn’t it??

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But they’re stuffed in the corner. So they have like 10% of the south stadium in the corner.

 

[That SOB Van Owen]

For all the talk, alcohol sales appear to be a pretty low priority in terms of things people want at Memorial Stadium. Like there's interest, but it's more of a 'eh, would be nice if I could get a beer' than a 'we REALLY need this'.

It’s a bit deceiving because alcohol wasn’t an included option for this question. You had to write it in to “other”.