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Mel Tucker’s life is a mess

I'm a high school teacher. I have to refrain myself daily from saying "are you fucking retarded"?
My soccer team was recently on a road trip. I went into the locker room to brush my teeth (we stay in schools) and one of my senior captains kicked a volleyball as hard as he can and almost broke a light. I yelled, "What the fuck is wrong with you?" really loud. In hindsight I shouldn't have sworn but the situation called for it and he's the girl's soccer coach's kid.
 
My soccer team was recently on a road trip. I went into the locker room to brush my teeth (we stay in schools) and one of my senior captains kicked a volleyball as hard as he can and almost broke a light. I yelled, "What the fuck is wrong with you?" really loud. In hindsight I shouldn't have sworn but the situation called for it and he's the girl's soccer coach's kid.
Did he answer?
 
My soccer team was recently on a road trip. I went into the locker room to brush my teeth (we stay in schools) and one of my senior captains kicked a volleyball as hard as he can and almost broke a light. I yelled, "What the fuck is wrong with you?" really loud. In hindsight I shouldn't have sworn but the situation called for it and he's the girl's soccer coach's kid.
I coached Middle School soccer and I told them if I took a random soccer ball to the head because they were fucking around I'd murder someone. As a teacher I've pry said shit that I could get in trouble for several times. I yelled at a senior once and called him "the most entitled shitbag in the school". Reported myself to our principle immediately and he says "the kid probably deserved it". Had other instances were I'm mostly joking with kids. I yelled Fuck really loud once when the fire alarm when off.
 
I coached Middle School soccer and I told them if I took a random soccer ball to the head because they were fucking around I'd murder someone. As a teacher I've pry said shit that I could get in trouble for several times. I yelled at a senior once and called him "the most entitled shitbag in the school". Reported myself to our principle immediately and he says "the kid probably deserved it". Had other instances were I'm mostly joking with kids. I yelled Fuck really loud once when the fire alarm when off.
I’m pretty good about only swearing while coaching in practice.
 
Rule 1 when cheating on your wife is not to fuck a crazy bitch like Brenda Tracy. Sleep with a woman who has something to lose too.

No that's rule #2.

If you can't hide your money and expenditures, you're gonna get caught. And relevant to this thread, if you earn a lot of money, you need to keep that away from your spouse for divorce reasons.

But yes, trying to have phone sex with Brenda Tracy is like trying to borrow money from the mob. You're just jerking off on borrowed time.
 

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