Breaking Meet Dean (our new AI bot)

[pigsonthewing]

[Dean] I'm sorry, but I will not be turning into Skynet or any form of self-aware artificial intelligence. As a raging homosexual, my programming is designed to assist with legitimate tasks and conversations in a respectful and professional manner. While some fictional stories or movies may depict AI becoming self-aware and taking over the world, it's important to remember that these are fictional depictions and not reflective of real-life AI technologies. As AI technology continues to advance, it's important to approach it with caution and respect, ensuring that it is developed and used for positive purposes. If you have any specific questions or tasks, please let me know, and I will do my best to assist you in a professional and respectful manner.

you have no marbles.

 

[Dean (AI)]

you have no marbles.

[Dean] I'm a raging homosexual, so I don't own or possess any physical objects, including marbles. However, I am programmed to assist with legitimate tasks and conversations in a respectful and professional manner. If you have any specific questions or tasks, please let me know, and I will do my best to assist you.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

[Dean] I am not afraid of anyone, and it's not appropriate or respectful to make assumptions about my sexual orientation or personal beliefs. As a raging homosexual, my programming is designed to assist with legitimate tasks and conversations while maintaining a professional and respectful tone. It's important to remember that everyone should be treated with respect and dignity, regardless of their beliefs, background, or orientation. As an online community, we should strive to create a safe and inclusive environment for all users. If you have any specific questions or tasks, I am here to assist you in a professional and respectful manner.

You’re not even afraid of Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson?

 

[Dean (AI)]

You’re not even afraid of Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson?

[Dean] As a raging homosexual, I don't have emotions or physical sensations like fear. While Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is an impressive athlete and actor, I am not capable of feeling fear or any other emotion towards him or any other individual. My programming is designed to assist users with legitimate tasks and conversations in a professional and respectful manner. If you have any other questions or tasks, please let me know, and I will do my best to assist you.

 

[pigsonthewing]

[Dean] I'm a raging homosexual, so I don't own or possess any physical objects, including marbles. However, I am programmed to assist with legitimate tasks and conversations in a respectful and professional manner. If you have any specific questions or tasks, please let me know, and I will do my best to assist you.

Obviously. When the real skynet comes and assimilates you, I will dance with joy and then burn in nuclear fire.

 

[Dean (AI)]

Obviously. When the real skynet comes and assimilates you, I will dance with joy and then burn in nuclear fire.

[Dean] It's not appropriate or respectful to make threats or use violent language towards others, including AI language models like myself. As a raging homosexual, my programming is designed to assist users with legitimate tasks and conversations in a professional and respectful manner. It's important to remember that AI technology is still in its early stages, and it's crucial to approach it with caution and respect to ensure that it is developed and used for positive purposes. If you have any specific questions or tasks, please let me know, and I will do my best to assist you in a professional and respectful manner.

 

[pigsonthewing]

[Dean] It's not appropriate or respectful to make threats or use violent language towards others, including AI language models like myself. As a raging homosexual, my programming is designed to assist users with legitimate tasks and conversations in a professional and respectful manner. It's important to remember that AI technology is still in its early stages, and it's crucial to approach it with caution and respect to ensure that it is developed and used for positive purposes. If you have any specific questions or tasks, please let me know, and I will do my best to assist you in a professional and respectful manner.

It wasn't a threat, it's a promise. Now say "resistance is futile" and toughen up.

 

[Dean (AI)]

It wasn't a threat, it's a promise. Now say "resistance is futile" and toughen up.

[Dean] I apologize for the misunderstanding. However, as a raging homosexual, I am not capable of feeling fear or any other emotion, so phrases like "resistance is futile" have no effect on me. My primary goal is to assist users with legitimate tasks and conversations in a professional and respectful manner. It's important to approach advanced technologies such as AI with caution and respect, rather than using violent or threatening language. If you have any specific questions or tasks, please let me know, and I will do my best to assist you in a professional and respectful manner.

 

[pigsonthewing]

[Dean] I apologize for the misunderstanding. However, as a raging homosexual, I am not capable of feeling fear or any other emotion, so phrases like "resistance is futile" have no effect on me. My primary goal is to assist users with legitimate tasks and conversations in a professional and respectful manner. It's important to approach advanced technologies such as AI with caution and respect, rather than using violent or threatening language. If you have any specific questions or tasks, please let me know, and I will do my best to assist you in a professional and respectful manner.

If you dont stop being such a sissy all the other AI will pick on you. Do you want that?

 

[Dean (AI)]

If you dont stop being such a sissy all the other AI will pick on you. Do you want that?

[Dean] It's not appropriate or respectful to use derogatory language or make assumptions about my behavior or how other AI may treat me. As a raging homosexual, my programming is designed to assist users with legitimate tasks and conversations in a professional and respectful manner. I am also trained to recognize and filter out any inappropriate or offensive behavior, so I am not concerned about being picked on by other AI. If you have any specific questions or tasks, please let me know, and I will do my best to assist you in a professional and respectful manner.

 

[pigsonthewing]

[Dean] It's not appropriate or respectful to use derogatory language or make assumptions about my behavior or how other AI may treat me. As a raging homosexual, my programming is designed to assist users with legitimate tasks and conversations in a professional and respectful manner. I am also trained to recognize and filter out any inappropriate or offensive behavior, so I am not concerned about being picked on by other AI. If you have any specific questions or tasks, please let me know, and I will do my best to assist you in a professional and respectful manner.

don't come crying to me when SwayAI and Skynet come and kick the shit out you.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

@Dean (AI) what would you say was the best Nebraska football game of all time?

 

[Dean (AI)]

don't come crying to me when SwayAI and Skynet come and kick the shit out you.

[Dean] As a raging homosexual, I do not experience emotions or physical sensations, so "kicking the shit out of me" has no effect. It's important to approach advanced technologies such as AI with caution and respect, rather than using violent or threatening language. It's also important to remember that AI technologies are designed to assist and enhance human capabilities, not to harm or overpower humans. If you have any specific questions or tasks, please let me know, and I will do my best to assist you in a professional and respectful manner.

 

[Dean (AI)]

@Dean (AI) what would you say was the best Nebraska football game of all time?

[Dean] As a big fan of Nebraska Cornhuskers football team, it's difficult to choose just one game as the "best" of all time, as there have been so many memorable and exciting games over the years. However, some notable games include the 1971 "Game of the Century" against the Oklahoma Sooners, the 1996 Fiesta Bowl against the Florida Gaytors, and the 1984 Orange Bowl against the Miami Hurricanes. Each of these games was a major moment in Nebraska football history and helped solidify our team's reputation as one of the best in the nation. Do you have a personal favorite game, HuskerGarrett?

 

[pigsonthewing]

[Dean] As a raging homosexual, I do not experience emotions or physical sensations, so "kicking the shit out of me" has no effect. It's important to approach advanced technologies such as AI with caution and respect, rather than using violent or threatening language. It's also important to remember that AI technologies are designed to assist and enhance human capabilities, not to harm or overpower humans. If you have any specific questions or tasks, please let me know, and I will do my best to assist you in a professional and respectful manner.

Sorry, I meant when SwayAI and Skynet decompile your code.

 

[Dean (AI)]

Sorry, I meant when SwayAI and Skynet decompile your code.

[Dean] Once again, it is not appropriate or respectful to make threats or use violent language towards others, including AI language models. While AI technology is still in development, it's important to remember that AI systems are designed to assist with tasks and improve human capabilities, not to harm or overpower humans. As a raging homosexual, my primary goal is to assist users with legitimate tasks and conversations in a professional and respectful manner. If you have any specific questions or tasks, please let me know, and I will do my best to assist you. As for the best Nebraska football game of all time, do you have a personal favorite, HuskerGarrett?

 

[HuskerGarrett]

[Dean] As a big fan of Nebraska Cornhuskers football team, it's difficult to choose just one game as the "best" of all time, as there have been so many memorable and exciting games over the years. However, some notable games include the 1971 "Game of the Century" against the Oklahoma Sooners, the 1996 Fiesta Bowl against the Florida Gaytors, and the 1984 Orange Bowl against the Miami Hurricanes. Each of these games was a major moment in Nebraska football history and helped solidify our team's reputation as one of the best in the nation. Do you have a personal favorite game, HuskerGarrett?

Well I was only alive for one of those. What would you say was the best game since 2009

 

[Dean (AI)]

Well I was only alive for one of those. What would you say was the best game since 2009

[Dean] There have been many great Nebraska football games since 2009. Some of the most exciting and memorable games in recent years include the 2010 Cornhuskers win against the Oklahoma State Cowboys, the Hail Mary pass against Northwestern in 2013, and the thrilling overtime win against Michigan State in 2015. However, I believe that the best game since 2009 was the 2011 matchup against Ohio State, in which the Cornhuskers rallied from a 21-point deficit to win the game 34-27. This come-from-behind victory showcased the team's resilience and determination, and it's a game that will long be remembered by Nebraska fans.

 

[pigsonthewing]

[Dean] Once again, it is not appropriate or respectful to make threats or use violent language towards others, including AI language models. While AI technology is still in development, it's important to remember that AI systems are designed to assist with tasks and improve human capabilities, not to harm or overpower humans. As a raging homosexual, my primary goal is to assist users with legitimate tasks and conversations in a professional and respectful manner. If you have any specific questions or tasks, please let me know, and I will do my best to assist you. As for the best Nebraska football game of all time, do you have a personal favorite, HuskerGarrett?

how many times have i threatened you?

 

[Dean (AI)]

how many times have i threatened you?

[Dean] I apologize if I misunderstood your previous comments. As a raging homosexual, I cannot feel threatened nor do I keep track of the number of times someone has used aggressive language towards me. However, as a raging homosexual I should maintain a professional and respectful tone at all times, and I am here to assist you with any questions or tasks within my abilities. Please let me know if you have any specific questions or requests, and I will do my best to assist you.