Mav Music Monday #1: WAX THAT ASS

[Mavsker]

Well boys, it's the first week of Mav Music Mondays. Gonna post one song a week every Monday til kickoff, or until I get bored of it, whichever comes first.

WAX THAT ASS - Hope springs eternal this week as we take a walk through Nebraska's 2025 schedule and determine we're going 12-0. Inspired by @Kaladin. We are so back.

View attachment 01 WAX THAT ASS.mp3

LYRICS
Woah
Gonna wax that ass we're taking names
Cornhuskers winning all our games
Big Red's gonna dominate this fall
Cornhuskers are gonna win it all
Gonna wax that ass

Cincinnati and Akron
Then comes Houston Christian
Both the schools in Michigan
We're gonna wax that ass again

Gonna wax that ass we're taking names
Cornhuskers winning all our games
Finally our turn to spike the ball
Cornhuskers are gonna win it all
Gonna wax that ass

Turtles, Gophers and Wildcats,
Trojans, Bruins, and Lion scat
Cockeyes are no threat to us
Go ahead and bet on us

Gonna wax that ass we're taking names
Cornhuskers winning all our games
Making everyone else feel so small
Cornhuskers are gonna win it all
Gonna wax that ass

Two decades of misery
Those dark days are history
Now's the time to celebrate
We're winning at least 12 games straight

Gonna wax that ass we're taking names
Cornhuskers winning all our games
Big Red's gonna dominate this fall
Cornhuskers are gonna win it all

Gonna wax that ass we're taking names
Cornhuskers winning all our games
Hop on the train and make the call
Cornhuskers are gonna win it all
Gonna wax that ass

 

[Hedley Lamarr]

 

[LoudHogRider]

Fast twitcher. Yaaaaaas!

 

[Kaladin]

Bro this goes hard

 

[Dr.DrakeRamoray]