Lord of the Rings will be in theaters again in January

[Kaladin]

@God is a Husker

 

[Herbie]

Wow. Just what we needed, extended versions of the most boring movies of all time.

 

[Kaladin]

Wow. Just what we needed, extended versions of the most boring movies of all time.

 

[TampaBaySkers]

Just because his girlfriend has a penis doesn’t make him gay

 

[Herbie]

Just because his girlfriend has a penis doesn’t make him gay

Glad to see you are cuming around on trans acceptance

 

[God is a Husker]

Wow. Just what we needed, extended versions of the most boring movies of all time.

 

[Herbie]

Lord of the rings is like malort. No one really likes it at all. It’s fucking terrible. But a small group of people will try to claim they actually do like it when they don’t

 

[iruletheskool]

Lord of the rings is like malort. No one really likes it at all. It’s fucking terrible. But a small group of people will try to claim they actually do like it when they don’t

 

[Herbie]

 

[Lfaller23]

Lord of the rings is like malort. No one really likes it at all. It’s fucking terrible. But a small group of people will try to claim they actually do like it when they don’t

I only liked this due to the malort reference. I’ve never watched Lord of the rings so cannot add any input.

Malort blows cock.

 

[Tsakoi]

The books and the movies are definitely one of mankind's greatest achievements.

 

[Juro]

I look down upon anyone who prides themselves they've never seen LOTR trilogy.

 

[Quint]

I liked the Tolkien books, and to a lesser extent the LOR movies, but never to the level my eldest son (and apparently a large portion of this board) did.

By the end of the whole thing, I just felt like Peter Jackson was a giant, self aggrandizing wind bag.

11 hours? Man, I hope they let you bring bourbon in.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

The Eagles could have flown them there the whole time.

Great work, Tolkein

 

[God is a Husker]

I only liked this due to the malort reference. I’ve never watched Lord of the rings so cannot add any input.

Malort blows cock.

SMGDH... a youth spent taking too many Harlans instead of watching GOAT cinema

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

Drank some last night at a party. Hard to describe the taste. Kinda like homemade sprite.

 

[God is a Husker]

SMGDH... a youth spent taking too many Harlans instead of watching GOAT cinema

The fell beasts (Nazgûl) and Sauron's power kept the eagles away.

It was only after the one ring was destroyed that the eagles were able to fly over the Ephel Duath and Ered Lithui to Mount Doom.


You silly Cunt

 

[God is a Husker]

Lord of the rings is like malort. No one really likes it at all. It’s fucking terrible. But a small group of people will try to claim they actually do like it when they don’t

 

[Kaladin]

Lord of the rings is like malort. No one really likes it at all. It’s fucking terrible. But a small group of people will try to claim they actually do like it when they don’t

lol only an orc would dislike LotR

You’re probably a libtard too