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[LoudHogRider]

JoRoWi is a cool guy and I've never said anything bad about him....


*im gonna be the lone survivor when he snaps

You truly ARE the Alpha and the Omega ...

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

JoRoWi is a cool guy and I've never said anything bad about him....


*im gonna be the lone survivor when he snaps

He told some wild stories, most of which he later admitted were 100% fabrications. One was about him getting caught on camera having sex with another girl and his girlfriend played the tape in front of her family to do a surprise breakup with him 🤣🤣🤣

 

[God is a Husker]

He told some wild stories, most of which he later admitted were 100% fabrications. One was about him getting caught on camera having sex with another girl and his girlfriend played the tape in front of her family to do a surprise breakup with him 🤣🤣🤣

DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME THE DART LEAGUE STORY DIDN'T HAPPEN EXACTLY LIKE HE SAID IT DID

 

[BradWesley]

DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME THE DART LEAGUE STORY DIDN'T HAPPEN EXACTLY LIKE HE SAID IT DID

It was supposed to be just a simple Dart League night, nothing spectacular just a Tuesday tradition. I was done with a competitive 1 on 1 game of 701 and was chatting with my lady. Her back was to the entrance and I was mid sip of a Gin and Tonic, some joker walks in and I sh*t you not screams.. "Fu*k the Corps, Fu*k America, Fu*k anyone who disagrees with me!!".

Upon hearing the first sentence out of his mouth apparently my gaze went from joyful and pleasant to what I would call staring down the front sight post.

I let it go on for a while as Ali kept telling me to just let it go, be calm and look at her.. I was respondent at first but they kept on. What set it off was when I hear "AllÄ￾hu Akbar"... for anyone who has served in combat in the sand box, that term is heard often. I stroll up to now what is 3 men (of who I forgot to mention were of a Middle Eastern decent) and strike a conversation. I play it dumb, I ask them what "AllÄ￾hu Akbar" meant, why they said what they did, etc etc just to get them comfortable with me. Psy Ops training kicked right back in!

From what I could gather they were really dead set on trying to get their word out.
I went back and forth from the game to them ( This did piss Ali off all to hell but she backed me up in the end) and kept at it. They kept telling me how they would like to do this and that to certain public officials. How "Us Americans" let our women do much more than was allowed under "Gods" law. I understand fully the Arabic way of things in terms of the husband/wife relationship and also how little they value women in certain countries in the Middle East. Still, I kept quiet though I was ablaze inside, wanting nothing more than to do what I felt compelled to do and silence this rhetoric. I became impatient, I kept thinking how I could without words or action shut these 3 mouths up.

So, I act like I was scratching my upper right shoulder and well, I have a half sleeve of nothing but USMC logo's, a grim reaper and my MOS designator. It is very recent so it is quite easy to distinguish what it is.

They see what I am and must have realized by my ink and now very serious demeanor that I wasn't what I portrayed to them, a sympathizer. It was classic. I stood my ground, look each in the eye and asked them to kindly put their drinks down and please leave the bar.

All but one did, the one who didn't found himself (after am attempted right cross) down on his stomach with his punching arm twisted not so gently behind his back and my right knee pressing down on the back of his neck. Oh baby, it felt wonderful.

It is safe to say they were asked to not return and the bar owner came up to me, handed me a $100 dollar bill and said "Tonight son, you drink for free!" I rejected the money and simply said "Sir, give them the money if they ever return." He looked mighty confused.. I then add " The neck brace he will need should cost about that much."

We have a good laugh, I finish my drink.. Kiss my beautiful women and walk out.. Both winner in league and apparently at life haha. Just goes to show you, if your mouth spews nothing but sh*t, be prepared to have it crammed back down your throat.
Sorry if this came off as barbaric but well.. I am in certain situations. Ooohh Fuc*ing Rah.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

I finish my drink.. Kiss my beautiful women and walk out.. Both winner in league and apparently at life haha.

This is the award winning line legends are made of, right down to the pluralization of “women,” intended or not. Chef’s kiss.

 

[huskerj12]

It was supposed to be just a simple Dart League night, nothing spectacular just a Tuesday tradition. I was done with a competitive 1 on 1 game of 701 and was chatting with my lady. Her back was to the entrance and I was mid sip of a Gin and Tonic, some joker walks in and I sh*t you not screams.. "Fu*k the Corps, Fu*k America, Fu*k anyone who disagrees with me!!".

Upon hearing the first sentence out of his mouth apparently my gaze went from joyful and pleasant to what I would call staring down the front sight post.

I let it go on for a while as Ali kept telling me to just let it go, be calm and look at her.. I was respondent at first but they kept on. What set it off was when I hear "AllÄ￾hu Akbar"... for anyone who has served in combat in the sand box, that term is heard often. I stroll up to now what is 3 men (of who I forgot to mention were of a Middle Eastern decent) and strike a conversation. I play it dumb, I ask them what "AllÄ￾hu Akbar" meant, why they said what they did, etc etc just to get them comfortable with me. Psy Ops training kicked right back in!

From what I could gather they were really dead set on trying to get their word out.
I went back and forth from the game to them ( This did piss Ali off all to hell but she backed me up in the end) and kept at it. They kept telling me how they would like to do this and that to certain public officials. How "Us Americans" let our women do much more than was allowed under "Gods" law. I understand fully the Arabic way of things in terms of the husband/wife relationship and also how little they value women in certain countries in the Middle East. Still, I kept quiet though I was ablaze inside, wanting nothing more than to do what I felt compelled to do and silence this rhetoric. I became impatient, I kept thinking how I could without words or action shut these 3 mouths up.

So, I act like I was scratching my upper right shoulder and well, I have a half sleeve of nothing but USMC logo's, a grim reaper and my MOS designator. It is very recent so it is quite easy to distinguish what it is.

They see what I am and must have realized by my ink and now very serious demeanor that I wasn't what I portrayed to them, a sympathizer. It was classic. I stood my ground, look each in the eye and asked them to kindly put their drinks down and please leave the bar.

All but one did, the one who didn't found himself (after am attempted right cross) down on his stomach with his punching arm twisted not so gently behind his back and my right knee pressing down on the back of his neck. Oh baby, it felt wonderful.

It is safe to say they were asked to not return and the bar owner came up to me, handed me a $100 dollar bill and said "Tonight son, you drink for free!" I rejected the money and simply said "Sir, give them the money if they ever return." He looked mighty confused.. I then add " The neck brace he will need should cost about that much."

We have a good laugh, I finish my drink.. Kiss my beautiful women and walk out.. Both winner in league and apparently at life haha. Just goes to show you, if your mouth spews nothing but sh*t, be prepared to have it crammed back down your throat.
Sorry if this came off as barbaric but well.. I am in certain situations. Ooohh Fuc*ing Rah.

Hahahah jesus christ. I remember reading this at some point but I don't think I remember the actual original thread... Just to be clear, he was actually pretending this happened? And people actually believed it at the time??

 

[BradWesley]

Hahahah jesus christ. I remember reading this at some point but I don't think I remember the actual original thread... Just to be clear, he was actually pretending this happened? And people actually believed it at the time??

I was one of the ones that was fooled. He wrote it, and claimed it was real and at the time, I had no reason to question it. A year or two later, he admitted that it was a farce. And I was embarrassed that I fell for it.

 

[huskerj12]

I was one of the ones that was fooled. He wrote it, and claimed it was real and at the time, I had no reason to question it. A year or two later, he admitted that it was a farce. And I was embarrassed that I fell for it.

Hahaha classic RSS. It comes across like some kind of erotic fan fiction he wrote for himself, about himself.