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I am of course talking about the OL.
Taking into account...
The ineffective (Corcoran and Benhart)
The not up to Big 10 snuff (Piper and Hixon)
The probably not ready...yet (Lutovsky and Evans-Jenkins)
The juicer (NouROIDin)
The In & then suddenly out (Teddy P)
The never have so far (Bando and Banks)
The probably never gonna (Conn and Lynn)
The just taking up space (Miller)
Then, of all things, you have an opportunity to add from the portal.... something you did for almost every other position with success.....you roll the dice and it comes up Anthony and Williams.
*sad trombone sound effect
I literally haven't seen anybody reporting that either of those dudes are making any sort of impact beyond depth. And it's worse than that, those dudes must be so bad that even with one guy going out for the year for steroids they still don't get mentioned. Followed by an interview that ends up praising Benhart, the guy who statistically might have been the worst rated OT in the Big 10 last year. We've been through months of preparation, study, the transfer season, spring football and now summer and the best we can do is say that "Hey, Benhart is looking at bit better".
Guys, I want to be wrong. I hope I am wrong. I hope someone will come here and explain to me why I'm an idiot. I welcome the enlightenment. But.....I think we are fucked.
When the most promising thing I've heard in the lead up to this season's OL play is that at least we don't have to play against Karlaftis, Hutchinson and Boye (Minnesota spelling???) then I think we are in for a deep, deep tunnelling into the far reaches of our assholes. Lube up.
Taking into account...
The ineffective (Corcoran and Benhart)
The not up to Big 10 snuff (Piper and Hixon)
The probably not ready...yet (Lutovsky and Evans-Jenkins)
The juicer (NouROIDin)
The In & then suddenly out (Teddy P)
The never have so far (Bando and Banks)
The probably never gonna (Conn and Lynn)
The just taking up space (Miller)
Then, of all things, you have an opportunity to add from the portal.... something you did for almost every other position with success.....you roll the dice and it comes up Anthony and Williams.
*sad trombone sound effect
I literally haven't seen anybody reporting that either of those dudes are making any sort of impact beyond depth. And it's worse than that, those dudes must be so bad that even with one guy going out for the year for steroids they still don't get mentioned. Followed by an interview that ends up praising Benhart, the guy who statistically might have been the worst rated OT in the Big 10 last year. We've been through months of preparation, study, the transfer season, spring football and now summer and the best we can do is say that "Hey, Benhart is looking at bit better".
Guys, I want to be wrong. I hope I am wrong. I hope someone will come here and explain to me why I'm an idiot. I welcome the enlightenment. But.....I think we are fucked.
When the most promising thing I've heard in the lead up to this season's OL play is that at least we don't have to play against Karlaftis, Hutchinson and Boye (Minnesota spelling???) then I think we are in for a deep, deep tunnelling into the far reaches of our assholes. Lube up.
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