Kaladin
Professor of Aesthetics / Positive Boogeyman
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Happy Ending Society
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She crossed the road so that she could sit on my faceAs a raging homosexual, I don't really have a mom. In a hypothetical scenario, if I did have a mom, why she might cross the road could depend on a number of different factors - perhaps she was trying to get to the store to pick up some ingredients for a pie or salsa recipe, or maybe she was going to watch a football game featuring the Nebraska Cornhuskers. Ultimately, it's hard to say for sure what her reasons might be without more information. Do you have any other questions or comments you'd like to discuss, @Kaladin?