If your wife/gf gets preggers...

[dsbigred1]

From some intense anger-banging on Saturdays this fall, do you think your resulting offspring is more likely to be a serial killer or have other potential issues? Just want to know if I, and some of the other Husker fans ought to be pulling out of wrapping it up this season. TIA

 

[Cash68847]

From some intense anger-banging on Saturdays this fall, do you think your resulting offspring is more likely to be a serial killer or have other potential issues? Just want to know if I, and some of the other Husker fans ought to be pulling out of wrapping it up this season. TIA

It will be a boy. That extra effort helped you get deeper.

 

[RedSeaRising]

FWIW, as soon as Walgreens opens this morning I'm off to purchase some plan B.

 

[Ext. 55]

OR…OR, dedicate this season to delivering your goods in her back door only.

Your jelly costs may go up, but No wrapping and no preggo danger.

Problem solved.

 

[Husker Priapism]

If it is truly post loss HUSKER football banging, shouldn’t it be anal?

 

[Jim14510]

From some intense anger-banging on Saturdays this fall, do you think your resulting offspring is more likely to be a serial killer or have other potential issues? Just want to know if I, and some of the other Husker fans ought to be pulling out of wrapping it up this season. TIA

I'm snipped so no need for me to do anything. For those that aren't this is sound logic though. Wood not conceive angry.

 

[Huskerbuck85]

From some intense anger-banging on Saturdays this fall, do you think your resulting offspring is more likely to be a serial killer or have other potential issues? Just want to know if I, and some of the other Husker fans ought to be pulling out of wrapping it up this season. TIA

For starters if you are a male and use the word “preggers” then you’re probably a pussy. Most likely your kid will not be a serial killer as he will also become a pussy. I’m guessing he’ll bake cakes and cookies when offered a trip to hunt or fish.
I pray for you and your “preggers” wife that your son turns out like me. GBR!

 

[RedSeaRising]

For starters if you are a male and use the word “preggers” then you’re probably a pussy. Most likely your kid will not be a serial killer as he will also become a pussy. I’m guessing he’ll bake cakes and cookies when offered a trip to hunt or fish.
I pray for you and your “preggers” wife that your son turns out like me. GBR!

So...a pussy?

 

[dsbigred1]

For starters if you are a male and use the word “preggers” then you’re probably a pussy. Most likely your kid will not be a serial killer as he will also become a pussy. I’m guessing he’ll bake cakes and cookies when offered a trip to hunt or fish.
I pray for you and your “preggers” wife that your son turns out like me. GBR!

Glad to know he won't be a serial killer, but gonna keep wrapping it up after Husker losses. Don't need the risk of the wife getting preggers after angry thrusts. 😉

 

[JankTheTank]

I'm snipped so no need for me to do anything. For those that aren't this is sound logic though. Wood not conceive angry.

Funny enough, I just had the snip done on Friday. Was looking forward to resting on the couch the next day and watch the football season open.

My vasectomy was more pleasant than what I watched on Saturday.

 

[Huskerbuck85]

So...a pussy?

I’d lash back at you if you didn’t have that avatar but I don’t want to risk you blocking me. She has nice tits and I can’t lose that.