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If you could sink one entire U.S. state into the ocean, what state would you sink?

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If you could sink one entire U.S. state into the ocean, what state would you sink?

Kaladin

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D.C. is a not an option.

I'm gonna go with Minnesota because of Tim Walz and it being the new Somalia and also PJ Fleck and George Floyd.

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I did consider New York and New Mexico. I sometimes forget that New Mexico even exists. I've never met a person that lives there or is from there. I was also considered Texas because I get tired of hearing about that shithole but I would also consider living there so I'm at a crossroads.
 
For a number of reasons, we need a 56K square mile lake/ocean directly to the East of the Misery River...hell let's just include some or most of Swimtown as well to make it officially Swimtown.
 
For a number of reasons, we need a 56K square mile lake/ocean directly to the East of the Misery River...hell let's just include some or most of Swimtown as well to make it officially Swimtown.
I’m fine with sinking the entire eastern half of Omaha
 
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Cockeye. Cause it’s Cockeye and also if the entire states corn and soybean production is taken out of the equation then my life as a farmer would be better.

Not to mention having another Great Lake or reservoir on our border, would be great for tourism and recreation. I’ve been a long time advocate of turning that shit hole state into a big beautiful lake that will make America a better place for all people. We could relocate Cockeye fans to any number of 3 world countries where they’d be happier and more comfortable. Or we could just flood it and let the chips fall where they may… Dealers choice really.
 
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