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I don't know about you, but following Minnesota game I trust the following things more...
- Gas station sushi
- An email saying you have an inheritance from a Nigerian Prince
- Ads on Porn Hub for local women who want to hook up
- A flirtatious red headed strippers named after abstract concepts like Destiny or Karma..... or after random kitchen ingredients like Cayenne, Cinnamon or Ginger
- A used mattress offered for free on craigslist
- A prostate exam from captain hook
- The ingredients of a hot dog
- Breast milk from Bruce Jenner
- A mixed drink from Bill Cosby
- Jeffrey Epstein's suicide note
- When my wife says "I am fine"
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