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I don't know about you, but following Minnesota game I trust the following things more...
  • Gas station sushi
  • An email saying you have an inheritance from a Nigerian Prince
  • Ads on Porn Hub for local women who want to hook up
  • A flirtatious red headed strippers named after abstract concepts like Destiny or Karma..... or after random kitchen ingredients like Cayenne, Cinnamon or Ginger
  • A used mattress offered for free on craigslist
  • A prostate exam from captain hook
  • The ingredients of a hot dog
  • Breast milk from Bruce Jenner
  • A mixed drink from Bill Cosby
  • Jeffrey Epstein's suicide note
  • When my wife says "I am fine"
What do you trust more?
 
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I don't know about you, but following Minnesota game I trust the following things more...
  • Gas station sushi
  • An email saying you have an inheritance from a Nigerian Prince
  • Ads on Porn Hub for local women who want to hook up
  • A flirtatious red headed strippers named after abstract concepts like Destiny or Karma..... or after random kitchen ingredients like Cayenne, Cinnamon or Ginger
  • A used mattress offered for free on craigslist
  • A prostate exam from captain hook
  • The ingredients of a hot dog
  • Breast milk from Bruce Jenner
  • A mixed drink from Bill Cosby
  • Jeffrey Epstein's suicide note
  • When my wife says "I am fine"
What do you trust more?
A coach is only as good as his qb these days. What the fuck did Rhule and Satterfield see in Sims?
 
I don't know about you, but following Minnesota game I trust the following things more...
  • Gas station sushi
  • An email saying you have an inheritance from a Nigerian Prince
  • Ads on Porn Hub for local women who want to hook up
  • A flirtatious red headed strippers named after abstract concepts like Destiny or Karma..... or after random kitchen ingredients like Cayenne, Cinnamon or Ginger
  • A used mattress offered for free on craigslist
  • A prostate exam from captain hook
  • The ingredients of a hot dog
  • Breast milk from Bruce Jenner
  • A mixed drink from Bill Cosby
  • Jeffrey Epstein's suicide note
  • When my wife says "I am fine"
What do you trust more?
Awesome!
 
Cock gobbler because I'm not a rose colored sunshine pumper? Okay.
No because you talk shit on people who stuck their opinions out there when you never did. Nebraska blows, it’s 2-10 this year but that doesn’t change the fact you are one of the top worst 5 posters on the board and annoy the shit out of everyone
 
No because you talk shit on people who stuck their opinions out there when you never did. Nebraska blows, it’s 2-10 this year but that doesn’t change the fact you are one of the top worst posters on the board and annoy the shit out of everyone
Uhm everyone talks shit.

Get over it.

I'm more glass empty than glass full and it drives you crazy.

I'm not going to believe anything this staff says until they do it. It's the same thing with this team no matter the staff. Sorry it bothers you.
 
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