"I am going to take a shower."

[Dble E]

My wife just said she doesn't consider that romantic when I say that.

 

[Tyneb23]

 

[Dble E]

That's what I had in mind....she didn't seem to like my strategy.

 

[HuskerDocCo]

underrated thread BELLCH

 

[Jim14510]

I usually say "let's see those big titties". Almost never works but I like to say it anyway.

I'm going to take a quick shower past 9 pm is equivalent to I want to fuck. Not sure I'd call it romantic.

 

[HCFord1]

My wife just said she doesn't consider that romantic when I say that.

I think it's incredibly romantic. Do you want some company?

 

[RedSavage]

Unpopular opinion...shower sex sucks

 

[Dble E]

Unpopular opinion...shower sex sucks

It's never like I see in the movies....

 

[HuskerDocCo]

Unpopular opinion...shower sex sucks

fractured my L femur in ‘96 after the CU game after I slipped in the shower thanks gbr?

 

[Johannes de Silentio]

Unpopular opinion...shower sex sucks

Sex with abundant water around is generally worse than it otherwise would be.

 

[Ext. 55]

My walk in shower, with its multiple shower heads, custom lighting options, and benches makes for some pretty amazing shower sects. When will the poors recognize all the benefits to not being poor?

 

[Alum-Ni]

Unpopular opinion...shower sex sucks

True