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[hothouse_corn]

That’s not where he stuck it bruh…

Probably tastes different than virgin at that point.

 

[BushAK]

Founders all day vacay tall boys

 

[Dell Husker]

Rough morning but have a golf scramble today. Back at it

 

[Pipe Line]

I’m drinking a strawberry guava Michelob Ultra seltzer after mowing the lawn.

@God is a Husker

Got home from work yesterday afternoon and my wife decided it would be a good idea to keep the mower deck at its lowest on some tall grass and try to mow that way. Looked like an idiot as I had to constantly lift the front end up to let the chunks of grass fly loose every 3 feet to get it all mowed once I told her I'd take care of it. Raised it up a notch for the back yard, cut like butter. Took an hour longer than it should have because she got impatient and didn't adjust. "it was too late to raise it once I figured out it wasn't going to cut easily". Okay, sure thing

 

[HuskerDocCo]

Got home from work yesterday afternoon and my wife decided it would be a good idea to keep the mower deck at its lowest on some tall grass and try to mow that way. Looked like an idiot as I had to constantly lift the front end up to let the chunks of grass fly loose every 3 feet to get it all mowed once I told her I'd take care of it. Raised it up a notch for the back yard, cut like butter. Took an hour longer than it should have because she got impatient and didn't adjust. "it was too late to raise it once I figured out it wasn't going to cut easily". Okay, sure thing

 

[Adolph Coors]

Got home from work yesterday afternoon and my wife decided it would be a good idea to keep the mower deck at its lowest on some tall grass and try to mow that way. Looked like an idiot as I had to constantly lift the front end up to let the chunks of grass fly loose every 3 feet to get it all mowed once I told her I'd take care of it. Raised it up a notch for the back yard, cut like butter. Took an hour longer than it should have because she got impatient and didn't adjust. "it was too late to raise it once I figured out it wasn't going to cut easily". Okay, sure thing

you shouldve already had it mowed there hoss and she wouldnt have fucked it up

 

[Pipe Line]

you shouldve already had it mowed there hoss and she wouldnt have fucked it up

Was actually going to that evening, that was the plan. But touche

 

[Adolph Coors]

Was actually going to that evening, that was the plan. But touche

she got tired of your procrastination 😂😂😂

 

[HCFord1]

Got home from work yesterday afternoon and my wife decided it would be a good idea to keep the mower deck at its lowest on some tall grass and try to mow that way. Looked like an idiot as I had to constantly lift the front end up to let the chunks of grass fly loose every 3 feet to get it all mowed once I told her I'd take care of it. Raised it up a notch for the back yard, cut like butter. Took an hour longer than it should have because she got impatient and didn't adjust. "it was too late to raise it once I figured out it wasn't going to cut easily". Okay, sure thing

Thankfully my wife doesn’t have the faintest concept of how to operate our mower.

 

[22*43*51]

Thankfully my wife doesn’t have the faintest concept of how to operate our mower.

Mrs. 22* knows how to start it and cut, but won’t mow anything that places her on an incline/decline.

So, she thinks she is “helping” by mowing the 30% of our property that is flat and leaving the rest for me.

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

Found the best seltzies. “Quirk” made by Bouldevard brewery.

 

[BBTown Bomber]

you shouldve already had it mowed there hoss and she wouldnt have fucked it up

Thankfully my wife doesn’t have the faintest concept of how to operate our mower.

It is my God-given right to mow my own yard without intrusion from outsiders, including “She Who Shall Not Be Challenged”.

Plus, she has no desire to take on that weekly project. Since I’m an asshole, she knows she wouldn’t do it correctly………so why bother.

(my mower lines > yores)………🤣🖕🖕🖕


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[Huskerbuck85]

Speaking of monkey pox….did anyone ever catch all those monkeys that broke loose in an accident a couple months ago? Or shoot them?

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

I'm doing stiff ass rum and cokes...

Kids are projectile vomiting. 3 for 3 kids in the last 3 days. I feel like an episode of family guy

I’ve heard Monkey Pox is contagious

Send prayers as I am likely next

Got the monkey pox this morning at about 4am.

Now I think I'm on the back 9 of it. Diarrhea mainly now. #Survivor

 

[BBTown Bomber]

you shouldve already had it mowed there hoss and she wouldnt have fucked it up

Thankfully my wife doesn’t have the faintest concept of how to operate our mower.

It is a God-given right to mow my own yard without intrusion from outsiders.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

It is a God-given right to mow my own yard without intrusion from outsiders.

 

[Dell Husker]

Back at it with ultras. Not good boys

 

[hothouse_corn]

Back at it with ultras. Not good boys

At least you're keeping your calorie count down a little.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Having some Rock Hill Farms tonight

 

[Jim14510]

You name it I've drank it.