Home Disasters

[Walter Sobchak]

I had a similar problem except it was when my best friend from school tried to come over and his family did not realize my aunt and uncle boarded up the fire place so when they attempted to use the floo network my friend, his father and his twin brothers all got stuck inside the chimney.

Long story short, it got taken care of and I still got to go the Quidditch World Cup to watch 2 countries with a combined population thats 3 million smaller than London compete in a game that makes no sense.





***Hope somebody laughs at this, im taking a shit right now and super bored, if you’re still on the MB copy and paste this for @SergeantTibbs and the other nerd mafia boyz cuz maybe they will find it funny if nobody here does***

I totally forgot about sergeant Tibbs, he was an awesome add to the mlpfc thread

 

[vailhusker]

Not a disaster by any means, but we've got a bird trapped in either our chimney or the walls near the chimney. I'm 90% certain it's in the walls, otherwise I'd just open the doors and the fireplace and hope it would fly out on it's own.

Anyway, there's a bunch of flapping going on and a few chirps and it seems like it's stuck in the walls around the chimney. Anyone ever dealt with this? Do I need to consult with a bird lawyer?

My parents had a big squirrel fall down the chimney once, my dad pulled out the insert and here comes this huge soot covered squirrel doing laps around my mom's pristine living room. My mom was freaking out because soot was getting everywhere but luckily my dad had put on his welding gloves that he used to put logs in the fireplace with and was able to finally grab the squirrel and take him outside. Unfortunately, these where the days before cell phone videos because I'm sure that video would have gone viral in no time.

 

[Jim14510]

My parents had a big squirrel fall down the chimney once, my dad pulled out the insert and here comes this huge soot covered squirrel doing laps around my mom's pristine living room. My mom was freaking out because soot was getting everywhere but luckily my dad had put on his welding gloves that he used to put logs in the fireplace with and was able to finally grab the squirrel and take him outside. Unfortunately, these where the days before cell phone videos because I'm sure that video would have gone viral in no time.

When I was in high school about 1 am I heard something running around upstairs. Figured the dog got out of her pen we had in the kitchen. Go upstairs turn on the kitchen light and there she is in her pen.

Turn around to go back downstairs thinking I was just hearing things and I see something out of the corner of my eye the size of a small dog running into the spare bedroom. Go in there and it must have went under the bed. So grab a flashlight and a fucking muskrat is staring back at me. Wake dad up and we managed to catch it in a fish net.

 

[Jim14510]

My parents had a big squirrel fall down the chimney once, my dad pulled out the insert and here comes this huge soot covered squirrel doing laps around my mom's pristine living room. My mom was freaking out because soot was getting everywhere but luckily my dad had put on his welding gloves that he used to put logs in the fireplace with and was able to finally grab the squirrel and take him outside. Unfortunately, these where the days before cell phone videos because I'm sure that video would have gone viral in no time.

TikTok - Make Your Day

 

[kenyanfeline]

I'm not beneath begging for a permit if I need to. My alibi is that I genuinely didn't know there were rules for something as innocent as a shed with a little power. Legit issue with my house is whenever I plug my truck into one of the exterior outlets of the house, the breaker pops. My wife went on money happy on a turtle tank a couple years back and that bitch takes up a lot of energy to keep running, which doesn't help my truck plug in the house situation, so I got power hooked to the shed. Sarpy County, NE.

Your wife or the turtle tank?

 

[HuskerPAC]

Had 2 snakes in my basement. Didn’t love that. Found the entrance so all is good now.

 

[Pipe Line]

Your wife or the turtle tank?

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