Happy Thanksgiving

[2010sarenevercomingback]

Happy Thanksgiving. I'm thankful for this place and (most of) the poasters here.

Hope you all have a great day with family or loved ones, and prepare to enjoy beating the piss out of those faggits across the river tomorrow!

 

[turek420845]

Happy Thanksgiving bitches!

 

[TalaricoHusker]

Happy Thanksgiving got the turkey on the smoker. Doing some other things before the in laws get here! Have a good one Fellas

 

[Quint]

Happy Thanksgiving, Husker fans.

I hope Cockeye gets salmonella.

 

[Cornicator]

Currently sitting in the parking lot of the local grocery store. It's open this morning.

My wife who has shopped every day for the last week said she needed forgot Buttermilk for something she's baking today.

I've been sitting here for 20 fucking minutes. She is not capable of buying only one thing. It's unfucking canny.

 

[RedSavage]

 

[Boondock_St_Sker]

Happy Thanksgiving ya degens!

 

[ChocaEgg]

Happy Thanksgiving ya Turkeys

 

[Boondock_St_Sker]

Currently sitting in the parking lot of the local grocery store. It's open this morning.

My wife who has shopped every day for the last week said she needed forgot Buttermilk for something she's baking today.

I've been sitting here for 20 fucking minutes. She is not capable of buying only one thing. It's unfucking canny.

I love this because now I know I’m not the only one…Ts and Ps brother

 

[DrinkItIn]

Currently sitting in the parking lot of the local grocery store. It's open this morning.

My wife who has shopped every day for the last week said she needed forgot Buttermilk for something she's baking today.

I've been sitting here for 20 fucking minutes. She is not capable of buying only one thing. It's unfucking canny.

She can't drive herself to the damn store? 😉

 

[Ext. 55]

Happy Thanksgiving you filthy animals! Thankful for this nit house and everyone in it! 🤘😎

 

[Baron Winnebago]

She can't drive herself to the damn store? 😉

Cornicator is an old testament man who doesn't let his wife operate the machinery of Satan

 

[Huskersballz]

Get out of the way 👉👉 pilgrim prudes 😡🙅‍♂️, it's ✨🫦THOTsgiving 🥵✨, the time to be thankful for all the 👅 Gawk-Gawk 🦃 Gobblers 💦👄 and scandalous sluts 👀👀. Grab your juicy 🌽🎉cornucopia 🎉🍑 and let that 😈 Horny of Plenty 😈 spill all over these 🫱💢 naughty harvest hoes 💦🧏‍♀️. Tonight we're serving up a freaky feast 🤤🔥 so butter up your buns 🫱🍑🫲 and spread ‘em wide for an 🔞 XXXtra thicc 😩 piece of white 🥖 or dark 🍆 meat then take turns with the 🤜👌 stuffing until you get your 🌽 corn creamed 🌽✊💦 in ways the pilgrims only dreamed of🥛😩💭. Don’t forget the whipped ✊👅 sloppy toppy ✊👅for 😏 dessert🍦🥧, cause everybody is getting a 👄👄 mouthful 2nite. Send this to 🔟 of your most 🤪 unhinged turkeys 🦃, or you'll end up basting your meat 🍗😤 alone in the dark 😰. If 5️⃣ hit you back, congrats—you’re the Thanksgiving Throat Goat 👅🐐. If 1️⃣0️⃣ do, you're the 👑 king/queen 👑 of the Feast of Filth 🍆🍑 and you can pour your 💦 gravy 🥵 onto any hot dish in town 💯

 

[Fargo Husker]

Happy Thanksgiving!

Hosting for the first time this year. Keep those fingers crossed that nothing starts on fire🤞🏻🤞🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

 

[BigRedSob]

Get out of the way 👉👉 pilgrim prudes 😡🙅‍♂️, it's ✨🫦THOTsgiving 🥵✨, the time to be thankful for all the 👅 Gawk-Gawk 🦃 Gobblers 💦👄 and scandalous sluts 👀👀. Grab your juicy 🌽🎉cornucopia 🎉🍑 and let that 😈 Horny of Plenty 😈 spill all over these 🫱💢 naughty harvest hoes 💦🧏‍♀️. Tonight we're serving up a freaky feast 🤤🔥 so butter up your buns 🫱🍑🫲 and spread ‘em wide for an 🔞 XXXtra thicc 😩 piece of white 🥖 or dark 🍆 meat then take turns with the 🤜👌 stuffing until you get your 🌽 corn creamed 🌽✊💦 in ways the pilgrims only dreamed of🥛😩💭. Don’t forget the whipped ✊👅 sloppy toppy ✊👅for 😏 dessert🍦🥧, cause everybody is getting a 👄👄 mouthful 2nite. Send this to 🔟 of your most 🤪 unhinged turkeys 🦃, or you'll end up basting your meat 🍗😤 alone in the dark 😰. If 5️⃣ hit you back, congrats—you’re the Thanksgiving Throat Goat 👅🐐. If 1️⃣0️⃣ do, you're the 👑 king/queen 👑 of the Feast of Filth 🍆🍑 and you can pour your 💦 gravy 🥵 onto any hot dish in town 💯

Happy Thanksgiving!

 

[vailhusker]

Happy Thanksgiving!!! 🦃

 

[Cornicator]

She can't drive herself to the damn store? 😉

Cornicator is an old testament man who doesn't let his wife operate the machinery of Satan

Picking things up on the way to Grandma's. She walked out with 3 bags of groceries.

Buttermilk turned into $86.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Picking things up on the way to Grandma's. She walked out with 3 bags of groceries.

Buttermilk turned into $86.

Maybe you should be thankful for the bountiful harvest there fella

 

[Flabio]

 

[jaihawk]

Picking things up on the way to Grandma's. She walked out with 3 bags of groceries.

Buttermilk turned into $86.

Oh I know that shit all too well. A trip last night yo get large bag of ice ended up being over 100 bucks with 3 bottles of wine, chips, salsa, and every other freaking snack she was hungry for but then didn't eat once we got home.