Happy Easter (1 Viewer)

[2010sarenevercoming]

He is risen!

Church for us this morning, then going over to the wife's parents, where our kids will probably have ridiculous amounts of candy to hunt.

What are your plans?

 

[DrinkItIn]

Drink beer, watch basketball, and eat.

 

[Juro]

Wife’s family Easter at their house at 1:30 today. Hopefully less than a few hours.

 

[Red Finger]

My mom asked me to go to church with her. So I’ll be doing that and spending time with the rest of the fam later. Should be a pretty solid day. 1 Peter 1:3 🙏

 

[ChocaEgg]

 

[BIGSTICK67]

Easter Bunny coming over at 11am, the priest arriving at 12noon for blessing and brunch, then the tooth fairy at 2pm.

I'm then going to bury a statue of the Virgin Mary upside down out back.

 

[Huskersballz]

HEY ALL U EASTER BUNNY🐰🐰🐰 HOES!!! Today is 🎉🎉Easter!! You know what that means🤔🤔🤔??? It’s time to HOP over to DADDYS house so he can FUCK😫😫💦💦💦 u like a rabbit!! Gotta get those Easter day cummies!! After u and daddy FUCK 😫💦 then it’s time for ⛪️church⛪️!!! Get ready for that HOLY DICK🍆🍆😍😍 because jesus is CUMMING😩🍆🍑💦 back from the dead today to FUCK THAT EASTER BUNNY PUSSY🐇😩🍆🍑😍💦😏😉. Then it’s time for the egg hunt 🕵🕵🕵!!! U better find an egg!! Search in every HOLE😘😩 CRACK 😫😍 and CREVICE 🤗😉😏 for the GRAND PRIZE 🤑😇 getting that 🏵🌸🌺PASTEL PUSSY🍑🍣🌮 RODE 🏇🏇🏇 into the Easter sunset! Send this to all ur other EASTER BUNNY🐰🐰🐰 HOES👄😫🍆💦. If u get 5️⃣ back ur a ROTTEN COLORED EGG!!! If u get 🔟 back ur a LOADED 💋👅🙌🏻😉😏💦💦 EASTER BASKET. If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back? UR GETTIN FUCKED 😱🍆🍑💦💦IN UR RABBIT 🐰🐇🐰HOLE TONIGHT!!!!

 

[LoudHogRider]

Uber traditional (at least in our family) Easter meal: Honey Ham, sweet potato, green beans with Durkies fried onions on top, carrot cake for dessert. I'm definitely going to need to go for a post-meal walk ... er, waddle after consuming that meal.

May the blessings of Easter and the promise of eternal life be with each of you and your families today (and every day).

 

[Lionsfan93]

He is risen indeed!

Sitting in church now (security) and then heading to my parents for Easter lunch and egg hunt for the kids. We did a smaller hunt for my kids before church and they already have way too much candy...

 

[Toe]

 

[Kaladin]

Wife’s family Easter at their house at 1:30 today. Hopefully less than a few hours.

I pray that it is more than a few hours

 

[Juro]

I pray that it is more than a few hours

No offense, but I hope you step on a plastic egg and is more painful than a Lego.

 

[Kaladin]

No offense, but I hope you step on a plastic egg and is more painful than a Lego.

I’m putting a Lego car together right now

Fun times

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

He is risen!

Church for us this morning, then going over to the wife's parents, where our kids will probably have ridiculous amounts of candy to hunt.

What are your plans?

Happy Easter, All! Prob the most important day of them all.

 

[HughJanus]

HEY ALL U EASTER BUNNY🐰🐰🐰 HOES!!! Today is 🎉🎉Easter!! You know what that means🤔🤔🤔??? It’s time to HOP over to DADDYS house so he can FUCK😫😫💦💦💦 u like a rabbit!! Gotta get those Easter day cummies!! After u and daddy FUCK 😫💦 then it’s time for ⛪️church⛪️!!! Get ready for that HOLY DICK🍆🍆😍😍 because jesus is CUMMING😩🍆🍑💦 back from the dead today to FUCK THAT EASTER BUNNY PUSSY🐇😩🍆🍑😍💦😏😉. Then it’s time for the egg hunt 🕵🕵🕵!!! U better find an egg!! Search in every HOLE😘😩 CRACK 😫😍 and CREVICE 🤗😉😏 for the GRAND PRIZE 🤑😇 getting that 🏵🌸🌺PASTEL PUSSY🍑🍣🌮 RODE 🏇🏇🏇 into the Easter sunset! Send this to all ur other EASTER BUNNY🐰🐰🐰 HOES👄😫🍆💦. If u get 5️⃣ back ur a ROTTEN COLORED EGG!!! If u get 🔟 back ur a LOADED 💋👅🙌🏻😉😏💦💦 EASTER BASKET. If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back? UR GETTIN FUCKED 😱🍆🍑💦💦IN UR RABBIT 🐰🐇🐰HOLE TONIGHT!!!!

May the Holy Ghost penetrate to the deepest points of your soul today.