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Good news boys...time to divorce your wives....

How tf is a robot gonna shit on my chest

When does the trans version come out?

You have enough for the optional upgrades?

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Who in their right mind gets married for sex?

Whelp....if not for sex, why get married? I mean I am with my wife because we have a lot in common, she's fun, etc etc.....

But I have fun with my friends and have stuff in common with them too. If not for pussy or having kids, most dudes wouldn't get married....

Spare me the bad marriage routine. I have a great marriage....
 
Whelp....if not for sex, why get married? I mean I am with my wife because we have a lot in common, she's fun, etc etc.....

But I have fun with my friends and have stuff in common with them too. If not for pussy or having kids, most dudes wouldn't get married....

Spare me the bad marriage routine. I have a great marriage....
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Whelp....if not for sex, why get married? I mean I am with my wife because we have a lot in common, she's fun, etc etc.....

But I have fun with my friends and have stuff in common with them too. If not for pussy or having kids, most dudes wouldn't get married....

Spare me the bad marriage routine. I have a great marriage....
wow dude. your marriage sounds awful
 
Dble E said:
Whelp....if not for sex, why get married? I mean I am with my wife because we have a lot in common, she's fun, etc etc.....

But I have fun with my friends and have stuff in common with them too. If not for pussy or having kids, most dudes wouldn't get married....

Spare me the bad marriage routine. I have a great marriage....


Ha...Tell me I am wrong...
 
Whelp....if not for sex, why get married? I mean I am with my wife because we have a lot in common, she's fun, etc etc.....

But I have fun with my friends and have stuff in common with them too. If not for pussy or having kids, most dudes wouldn't get married....

Spare me the bad marriage routine. I have a great marriage....
Whoa. I got married so I can have someone to take walks on the beach holding hands, candlelight dinners and stuff. Can't do that with friends.
 
Whoa. I got married so I can have someone to take walks on the beach holding hands, candlelight dinners and stuff. Can't do that with friends.
So I shouldnā€™t expect a candlelit dinner?!
 
Whelp....if not for sex, why get married? I mean I am with my wife because we have a lot in common, she's fun, etc etc.....

But I have fun with my friends and have stuff in common with them too. If not for pussy or having kids, most dudes wouldn't get married....

Spare me the bad marriage routine. I have a great marriage....
I'm just saying that you don't need to get married to have sex. You get married because you find the person that you want to start a family with and have that stability for the long run. Also having someone help manage the workload of the household, e.g. cooking, cleaning, child care, dual income, etc. I could be single on Tinder and plowing through strange, but none of them are gonna go grocery shopping for me.
 
I'm just saying that you don't need to get married to have sex. You get married because you find the person that you want to start a family with and have that stability for the long run. Also having someone help manage the workload of the household, e.g. cooking, cleaning, child care, dual income, etc. I could be single on Tinder and plowing through strange, but none of them are gonna go grocery shopping for me.
You could probably find someone that would do all that (with the exception of having your children) in exchange for living bill free and an allowance though.
 
I'm just saying that you don't need to get married to have sex. You get married because you find the person that you want to start a family with and have that stability for the long run. Also having someone help manage the workload of the household, e.g. cooking, cleaning, child care, dual income, etc. I could be single on Tinder and plowing through strange, but none of them are gonna go grocery shopping for me.
Not same
 
I'm just saying that you don't need to get married to have sex. You get married because you find the person that you want to start a family with and have that stability for the long run. Also having someone help manage the workload of the household, e.g. cooking, cleaning, child care, dual income, etc. I could be single on Tinder and plowing through strange, but none of them are gonna go grocery shopping for me.

That's my point...if not for having kids and having sex most guys wouldn't get married. I love my wife and she's great BTW.
 
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