Geniuses of the Platty Board, Poor_and_Stupid requests your knowledge

[Poor_and_Stupid]

To the surprise of literally no one @Poor_and_Stupid is not feeling very optimistic for the future. I find myself agreeing with the only person on the board that’s poorer than me. @What1992 is confident we are going to flop once again with this hire. I concur with his assessment.

Someone give me some reasons I should be excited for Matt Rhule (or any Big 12 coach) if he is indeed the guy. I see 2 good seasons at Temple and 1 good season at Baylor. (To be fair that’s 3 times as many good seasons as our last corch.) Baylor’s last 3 head coaches have all had success. 3 of our last 4 have all sucked total donkey dick.

What kind of offense will be brought to the table? I really don’t know shit about the guy or his mindset. I’m of the belief that we need to get back to a ball control offense with a strong running game. Would Rhule “run the damn bawl?” Gundy sure as hell won’t. *(EDIT: 🥔🚨RETARD ALERT🚨🥔 completely incorrect so I retract this statement, should be banished to tater island for that)*

None of the corches being mentioned recently make the blood rush to my flaccid cock. Someone give me a little blue pill.

 

[Alcaus]

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Technically it's exponentially more good seasons than Coach Scrote but I expect that you have no idea what exponentially means on account of the stupid part

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Best reason I've got for Rhule optimism is that he was able to recognize Temple's significant limitations and formulate a plan on how to compete with the big boys (Penn State) on the field. Coach Scrote thought, and you might not believe this,that the big ten would adjust to him

 

[slattimer]

Deep down. I know we’re fucked and will botch this hire. Because. We’ve got 20 years of Nebraska recent history of botching everything.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Deep down. I know we’re fucked and will botch this hire. Because. We’ve got 20 years of Nebraska recent history of botching everything.

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

Best reason I've got for Rhule optimism is that he was able to recognize Temple's significant limitations and formulate a plan on how to compete with the big boys (Penn State) on the field. Coach Scrote thought, and you might not believe this,that the big ten would adjust to him

But has he ever exorcised a satanic curse?

 

[Jim14510]

I feel obligated to respond since you clearly had me in mind whilst creating this thread.

Won at Temple which is confirmed the worst football program in college football prior to his hire. Took Baylor from an epic shit show to one play away from the playoff in year 3. Put something like 35 players in the NFL in his 7 years of head coaching. Allegedly has a John Holmes sized penis in which he has bitch slapped opposing coaches with.

Was allegedly given 48 hours from yesterday to take or decline the offer.

 

[whoboppin]

We play in the Big Ten. Nebraska would be 8-1 right now if they could beat

A likely 1-11 NW team
A fucking Sun Belt Team
2 teams that have like 4 offensive plays (Fat Berts and the Boat Rowers)
Give up like 500 yards instead of 650 yards to Purdue

If we join the SEC West Id be worried, but we play 10 scrub teams a year.

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

Allegedly has a John Holmes sized penis in which he has bitch slapped opposing coaches with.

I was skeptical until I read this. Now I can start to believe.

 

[Alcaus]

Was allegedly given 48 hours from yesterday to take or decline the offer.

 

[Jim14510]

That's the one I got today.

 

[Jim14510]

I was skeptical until I read this. Now I can start to believe.

That came directly from an opposing coach that was bitch slapped so almost definitely accurate. I've been sworn to secrecy and for obvious reasons I can't mention his name. I can tell you the word that rhymes with his name is not what he was doing after the extremely large penis smacked him in the face.

 

[Elquesogrande68]

To the surprise of literally no one @Poor_and_Stupid is not feeling very optimistic for the future. I find myself agreeing with the only person on the board that’s poorer than me. @What1992 is confident we are going to flop once again with this hire. I concur with his assessment.

Someone give me some reasons I should be excited for Matt Rhule (or any Big 12 coach) if he is indeed the guy. I see 2 good seasons at Temple and 1 good season at Baylor. (To be fair that’s 3 times as many good seasons as our last corch.) Baylor’s last 3 head coaches have all had success. 3 of our last 4 have all sucked total donkey dick.

What kind of offense will be brought to the table? I really don’t know shit about the guy or his mindset. I’m of the belief that we need to get back to a ball control offense with a strong running game. Would Rhule “run the damn bawl?” Gundy sure as hell won’t.

None of the corches being mentioned recently make the blood rush to my flaccid cock. Someone give me a little blue pill.

While not a massive reason for optimism - it can’t really get any worse so therefore it has to go up under Ruhle is at least worth some glimmer of hope.

 

[Alcaus]

That came directly from an opposing coach that was bitch slapped so almost definitely accurate. I've been sworn to secrecy and for obvious reasons I can't mention his name. I can tell you the word that rhymes with his name is not what he was doing after the extremely large penis smacked him in the face.

Les Miles?

 

[Driveway Jordan]

None of the corches being mentioned recently make the blood rush to my flaccid cock.

Expect 3-5 years of more flaccidness.

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

While not a massive reason for optimism - it can’t really get any worse so therefore it has to go up under Ruhle is at least worth some glimmer of hope.

Many times in the past 2 decades I’ve thought it couldn’t get any worse, but it always does.

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

To the surprise of literally no one @Poor_and_Stupid is not feeling very optimistic for the future. I find myself agreeing with the only person on the board that’s poorer than me. @What1992 is confident we are going to flop once again with this hire. I concur with his assessment.

Someone give me some reasons I should be excited for Matt Rhule (or any Big 12 coach) if he is indeed the guy. I see 2 good seasons at Temple and 1 good season at Baylor. (To be fair that’s 3 times as many good seasons as our last corch.) Baylor’s last 3 head coaches have all had success. 3 of our last 4 have all sucked total donkey dick.

What kind of offense will be brought to the table? I really don’t know shit about the guy or his mindset. I’m of the belief that we need to get back to a ball control offense with a strong running game. Would Rhule “run the damn bawl?” Gundy sure as hell won’t.

None of the corches being mentioned recently make the blood rush to my flaccid cock. Someone give me a little blue pill.

https://twitter.com/HuskersMN/status/1589431032826454016?s=20&t=S_gUEWinGBTK7G9CBBF42Q

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

Deep down. I know we’re fucked and will botch this hire. Because. We’ve got 20 years of Nebraska recent history of botching everything.

 

[ChocaEgg]